ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

Mossdeep Center

-Unfortunately for Jacob, Sarah and Eskay are already awake. They've been spending the last several minutes wondering "oh crap what do"-

-Also, the window is closed and therefore difficult to dodgeroll out of.-

Mossdeep Center

Jacob: "DYNAMIC ESCA-" -Slams his head into the closed window bounces back, rolls over the twins, on to the floor and under the other bed-

"OW"

"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."

Mossdeep City

-The twins are rolled over. Unfortunately, this knocks Sarah out of bed.-

Sarah: ...Ow...

Eskay: ...Jacob... you are the bounciest human being I've ever seen.

Ship, Futurish

"Yeah, thats true."

Shade chuckles.

"Why the question?"

Mossdeep

"Yes indeed my dear Snivy, it is a mystery. Aren't you a little Sherlock."

Shade thinks some more.

"Again, I'm just happy they aren't fighting amongst themselves. Hopefully I will get them to evolve before the next gym. I have been waiting a long time to evolve them and use them for their first gym match."

Decisions were made regrets were had.

Ship, futureish

Jack: The Deoxys question or the Giratina question?

what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else

Mossdeep Center

-He pokes his head out from under the bed-

"I have reason to believe either Argentum or Dezi has partially imbued my skin with flubber."

-Action crawls over to Sarah- "You okay?"

-And he's backlit by anime-esque awe-inspiring light with audible sparkles-

"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."

Mossdeep Center

-Sarah is...-

-Totally unfazed by the sparkles and angelic light.-

-Eskay, on the other hand...-

Eskay: -buries his face in his pillow- .////.

Sarah: Uh... I'm fine, yeah. Might be a little bit bruised, but... yeah. Uh.

Mossdeep Center

Jacob: "Wonderful!"

-Bounds up to his feet-

"Whelp now that all that awkwardness is out of the way..."

-Falls backwards on to the other bed-

"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."

Mossdeep

Jason:True...

Holmes:<Tis but a namesake, as I recall.>

Jason:Who knows, maybe you're just training them too hard.

-A Dragonair pops her head out of the boy's shirt.-

Kiyo:<Yupyup! Too much work makes things not fun!>-nodnods-

Mossdeep Center

-Sarah staggers to her feet-

Sarah: You're in an unusually good mood today. Any reason?

Eskay: Are the sparkles gone?

Sarah: Yes. The sparkles are gone.

-Eskay sits up. Unlike last night, there's plenty of light for Jacob to see him blushing.-

Mossdeep Center

Jacob: "No not really. I just feel full of energy today."

-Looks at Eskay with concern- "Hey, you feeling alright? You look like you have a fever." -Moves closer and presses the back of his hand to Eskay's forehead-

"... You'll probably be fine! Nothing major, anyways."

-Rolls back into the bed-

"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."

Boat, Futurish

"The question pertaining to the legendaries in general."

Decisions were made regrets were had.

Mossdeep Center

Eskay: ...Um. Yeah. Totally fine.

Sarah: (I completely forgot how oblivious he tends to be.)

Mossdeep Center

Jacob: "Good! Well I'm gonna go get showered and decent and stuff and then go prep to fight Tate and Liza. See you two later!" -Bows and exits the room-

"If there is no way to win, I will simply force a way."

Mossdeep

-Sarah waits until Jacob exits the room, then glares at Eskay.-

Sarah: That better be a fever.

Eskay: You already know as much as I do that it's not. >////>

Mossdeep Gym

-Ever enters-

Okay, have to time this right.

-he hops onto one of the conveyers, and skates forward towards a Gym Trainer-

Trainer: Hey! I challenge you to a—

Ever: DEATH FIRST!

-Ever leaps into the air, narrowly clearing the trainer and stumbling along the walls of the maze for a moment before landing in front of Tate and Liza.

Nailed it.

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

Mosdeep Gym

-At the other end of the Gym, two nearly identically dressed twins blink-

Tate: "That was..."

Liza: "...quite the leap."

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Mossdeep Gym

Ever: -stands up straight- Thank you. -he bows-

That said, I'm here for a battle, not just jumping over Psychics.

...Though that is fun.

They never seem to see it coming.

You'd think they'd be better at that.

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

Mosdeep Gym

Tate: "We figured"

Liza: "as much."

Tate: "But are you ready"

Liza: "to face us?"

-Tate and Liza throw balls in sync, releasing a Solrock and Lunatone, respectively-

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Mossdeep Gym

Mezzo: That was cool.

Lumiose City

-Forte is sitting in an Eevee-themed café, sipping tea while idly watching a news broadcast-

Newscaster: We regret to announce that J-Team member and Team Glacier Admin Pianissimo Morendo was found dead today in Mossdeep City. This photo was found at the crime scene, though I must warn you, it's quite graphic.

-cut to a picture of Pianis lying face down on the ground, a red stain on his back and a pool of red liquid beneath him-

-Forte just stares in shock-

Icicle: <No way!>

Newscaster: Bishie lovers everywhere are in mourning.

-cut to an interview-

Random Fangirl #186: This is the worst day of my life! Now who am I going to ship with Nico?

Newscaster: No suspects for the murder are currently known. Viewers, we'd like to remind you that while this time may be trying for all of us, we will always remember him in our hearts. Farewell, Pianissimo.

Forte: I can't even believe it...

-Icicle just curls up in Forte's lap-

Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.

Mossdeep

-Jason is available again, I suppose.-

Mossdeep Gym

Ever: (to Mezzo) Why thank you~

-as Tate and Liza send out their mons, Ever sends out Pleth and Must-

Pleth: <Rock-types? Really?>

Must: -cracks his wing, and narrows his eyes- <This will be quick.>

Elsewhere

-Amanita is watching the news-

Amanita: ...What? There is no way that's possible.

Thorn: <Sure there is. Everyone dies eventually.>

Ares: -smacks Thorn-

-Amanita, meanwhile, calls Pianis-

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.

Mossdeep City, roof of the Neo-Flare building

-Pianis picks up his Xtransceiver-

Pianis: Hey. Sorry for not calling you earlier but I'm kind of busy right now so can we make this quick?

Siren: <And it's not with card games this time, believe it or not.>

Do not fear power... fear those who wield it.

Mosdeep Gym

Tate: "Don't think we'll go"

Liza: "easy on you."

-The Lunatone shoots an Ice Beam at Must while the Solrock aims a Flamethrower at Pleth-

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Mossdeep Gym

Ever: Must, Synthesis! Pleth, get the Lunatone with a Giga Drain!

Pleth: <On it!>

-Pleth leaps straight up, avoiding the Flamethrower, and sticks to the Gym ceiling, clambering along it before leaping to the wall behind the Gym Leaders and then bouncing off towards the Lunatone, tendrils of green light bursting from her palms-

-Must, for his part, takes the Ice Beam head on, dropping to the yellow, and then glows brightly, several small ice burns and scratches vanishing from his body-

Must: <It's going to take more than that to put me down, space rock.>

Mossdeep, Outside Neo-Flare

Brie: Is this really the time, guy?

Elsewhere

Amanita: Oh, thank Arceus, you're not dead!

edited 26th Jun '15 3:21:47 PM by memyselfandI2

Dunsparce didn't stop being a thing or anything.