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Fortree

-oh, come on! It wasn't a very hard bite!-

-one might notice on a close look that Joseph's once blue eyes are now green-

Another green world.

Fortree

Buddy: <...That's not exactly normal.>

Hajime: "Ah! Joe, you shouldn't be eating people!"

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Fortree — Skyane's Room

Diane: Ooooooo~?

-She starts to unwrap the gift-

And this is the part where I realize I missed Vierr's birthday too xD

Fortree

Not being very familiar with Joe at all, Jeff doesn't notice the eye color change.

Jeff: "Yeah, what that guy said. I'm not food, I shouldn't be eaten!"

Fortree

-Joseph lets go, but looks back at Hajime-

Joseph: But but but but...didn't Haru summon him?

Another green world.

Fortree

Hajime: "...The only way I can think of Petilil doing that is Sweet Scent and she doesn't know that yet."

Buddy: <She's not here right now, anyway.>

Hajime: "But even if she did, you shouldn't be eating people!"

edited 13th May '15 6:37:24 PM by CorvusAtrox

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Fortree

Jeff: "…Um, are you drunk? Or otherwise under the influence?"

Diane, Past

-In side is a replica of Bayonetta's second outfit including the shoes, but sans the guns◊. But it seems Ren and Seamstress took some liberties and added sheer fabric where the skin would show through There is also a small black glasses case containing a pair of glasses that are a replica of Bayonetta's, but have prescription lens for Diane.-

-There is a small note in the glasses case from Kitsune.-

Fortree

-Joseph begins to idly sway his head to and fro, like a pendulum-

Joseph: Drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk? No, I'm not drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk drunk!

Another green world.

Fortree — Skyane's Room

-Diane beams, and gets right to work on taking the sheer fabric off. After a few minutes, that issue is solved, and she quickly puts it on.-

Diane: Oh, Skyyyye~

Skye: Huh...?

-Skye turns around from what she's working on... and just sorta stares.-

Skye: ...Uuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh... o//////o

Diane: That's a positive review in my book!

-She quickly grabs a piece of paper, and writes:-

-She holds it out the window, letting an ambiguously-identified birdmon snatch it out of her hand and deliver it to Ren and Kitsune.-

Diane: By the way, Kitsune and Ren say hi~

-Skye stammers awkwardly, but doesn't form any coherent words.-

edited 13th May '15 7:04:25 PM by Eskay64

Fortree

Jeff: -to Hajime- "I don't take it you have any idea what's going on here?"

Fortree

Hajime: "...Not really, no. Joe's kind of out there, but never this much."

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Joe and Munn's Room

Munn: "Just how long is this story?"

"We're nowhere near done, so shush."

Nieflheim

-Joseph and Magnus have just finished up the tail end of a conversation about battle-

Joseph: Well, it's one thing to battle Pokemon, but it's quite another to actually...fight-fight, yeah?

Magnus: Indeed. That's why we only use weapons when we really need them...

-Joseph looks at the literal wall of weapons-

Joseph: I'd hate to think about what would really need all of this.

Magnus: Well, it was like what you saw with Valdis and Eric. Those circumstances need more than just Pokemon.

Joe and Munn's Room

Munn: "How couldn't a Pokemon take care of the odd fairy thing?"

"You're being awfully fidgety today!"

Nieflheim

Joseph: I...think I see.

-there's a bit of an awkward pause, and Magnus stands-

Magnus: I'd like to try something.

-he picks up a small cloth sack, that may have looked quite nice and fashionable once. It rattles with the hollow click of stones when he carries it over to Joseph-

Magnus: Take three stones from the bag, and place them on the table, please?

-Joseph nods-

Joseph: Oooh, this is kinda like tarot, innit...?

-he takes three stones out, and lays them out, with the carved symbols upright. Magnus reads them, and frowns-

Magnus: Eihwaz, Issa, Uruz. All sideways.

-after a moment, Joseph gulps-

Joseph: Don't say something like that if you're not going to follow up on it!

-he's becoming more and more panicked. Magnus places a large, comforting hand on Joseph's shoulder, but the white haired boy bolts out of the room and out of the building-

Joseph: Oh bother oh bother oh bother oh b-

-he trips on a clod of grass, and looks up at the large figure of Magnus-

Magnus: What's the matter? I wouldn't hurt you!

Joseph: No no no no no, it's not you, it's...it's something else. This weird thing called a Wolf! I don't know what it is, but it's following me!

-he scrabbles up onto his feet and breathes a heavy sigh, calming himself a bit-

Joseph: Magnus, thank you very, very much for your hospitality. It was greatly appreciated.

-with some difficulty, he hugs as much of the incredibly burly fellow as he can-

Joseph: Goodbye. I need to go now.

-dusting himself off, he walks as quickly as he can away from the village before Magnus calls out to him-

Magnus: WAIT!

-Joseph brakes, turning-

Joseph: Look, I really gotta make this qui-

Magnus: If you need help...in that direction-

-he points-

There is the Sibyl. Go to her, and she will tell you what you need to know. You can't miss her building.

-Joseph nods-

Joseph: Thank you...

-he walks off, purposefully-

Joe and Munn's Room

-Joseph pops the stick of a lolly out of his mouth-

Joseph: And that's another lollipop done with. Get me the Rawst flavor next? I'll tell you what happens next...

Another green world.

Near Vierr, a day after his birthday

-Vierr might receive a package containing a present wrapped in gray paper and tied with a bow made of four colors of ribbon - yellow, pink, purple, and black.-

-Tucked in the ribbon is a card written in silver and totally not gray because of TVT's formatting restrictions ink that reads...-

Happy Belated Birthday Vierr!!

From Ren, Kitsune, Rio, and the rest!

edited 13th May '15 7:29:29 PM by keys2tkingdom

Probably Petalburg or something at the time — After Vierr's Birthday

-Vierr raises an eyebrow at the package-

Vierr: ...Huh. First time anyone's actually done something.

-He shrugs and unwraps it-

Fortree

Jeff: "…I probably shouldn't do this, but…" -uses his telepathy to take a quick glance at Joe's mind-

Fortree

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Another green world.

Fortree

Clutching his head in pain, Jeff closes the mental link.

Jeff: "Okay, something's certainly not right in his mind. Ow, being psychic hurts sometimes…"

-In the box is a dark-gray, long-sleeved tunic-like shirt and an matching obi◊; a pair of dark gray [Armani] jeans◊ and a pair of Dark-Gray, ankle-high [Prada] boots◊.-

edited 13th May '15 8:03:06 PM by keys2tkingdom

Fortree

Hajime: "...Wait, you're Psychic? You know what's wrong with him?"

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Fortree

Jeff:"I'm a telepath, and all I know is that his thoughts are absolutely incoherent, and somehow green"

Fortree

Hajime: "Hm, well, he did sound a bit weird when he said the word 'green' earlier."

"...Wonder if this kind of thing is normal for his group too."

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every

Petalburg, I guess?

Vierr: ...Huh. Kind of a Jedi vibe, but not too bad.

-He folds up the clothes for now and puts them in his bag, then texts Ren-

Ren's Secret Base, Past

-Ren receives and Responds to Vierr.-

edited 13th May '15 8:38:02 PM by keys2tkingdom

Hey, dunno how much I'll be here today, but if anyone in HTYD is free enough, would you be up for responding to my last post for it?

X-Naut Fortress, TEC's Room

-Squealer steps into TEC's Room-

Squealer: <Hey, TEC. You wanted to talk to me about something?>

<What are we doing? Training? Sneaking around more? Singing songs?>

TEC: I... am conflicted.

Squealer: <About what? We're on the same side now, right?>

TEC: Well... I certainly desire for Sir Grodus' vision to become reality.

But recently, you not having full disclosure has made me feel... uneasy.

Squealer: <...Not having full disclosure? What do you mean by that?>

TEC: ...Nevermind, let's do a quiz.

Squealer: <A quiz? What kind of quiz?>

TEC: Five questions, multiple choice.

Answering them all should clear things up.

Squealer: <Okay. I'm ready!>

TEC: Alright, Question 1.

What happens if you gather all Seven Crystal Stars?

A) You get 10 Million Pen

B) The Hundred Thousand Year Door Opens

C) Your can take over the world, with smiles.

Squealer: <Oh, B!>

TEC: Correct.

Question 2

What is Sir Grodus' goal?

A) To revive the Alakagross Society

B) To Become Rich

C) To Become a Superhero

Squealer: <That's easy. A!>

TEC: Correct. Now for Question 3.

What's behind the Hundred Thousand Year Door?

A) This

B) An Extremely Rare TM

C) An Ancient Demon's Soul

Squealer: <...That's weird, those don't sound like the power Grodus was talking about.>

TEC: I assure you, this is not a trick question.

Squealer: <Hm...>

<...I'll guess C.>

TEC: Correct.

Now Question 4

What does Sir Grodus wish to do with the Demon's Soul?

A) Hang out with it

B) Use it to further his goals

C) Tackle it to assert his dominance

Squealer: <Sounds like B.>

TEC: Correct.

Now, the Final Question:

What is this demon best known for?

A) Powerful Geomancy

B) Blowing Grodus' last 10 bucks

C) Destroying Rogueport

Squealer: <...Is it A?>

TEC: Incorrect.

The correct answer is C.

Squealer: <Hm.>

<How would that help me get the powers? Am I supposed to eat it? Become its apprentice?>

TEC: That is information I'm not privy to myself.

But with what you said, I thought it was a good idea to tell you that the powers you are supposed to be controlling are primarily destructive ones.

Squealer: <...Well, still, better I get them than someone else misusing them.>

TEC: True, though there is the option of using the Crystal Stars to seal it again, though you need all seven for that.

Squealer: <Hm...>

<I do still trust Grodus for now, but... could I tell Maggie about this?>

TEC: Certainly. Just tell me what you want to say.

Squealer: <Kay!>

"life is just a series of increasingly canon-eluding ao3 tags" ~ everydunsparce "Keep your hellfruit away from me, tempter" ~ also Every