ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

Goldenrod City

-Minstrel shakes his head at Joseph.-

Minstrel: Why watch television when you can have a far richer and more rewarding experience touring the theatres?

Goldenrod

Joseph: OK. Well anyway, we travel around and fight trainers, and evil, and stuff~

Pokemon Center

Diane: Yeah, that. I'm from even further away, so I hadn't even heard of it until a couple years ago.

-Diane blinks at Unite-

Diane: What, you'd never seen a Golurk until you met her?

Iri Manor

Jacob: ".... Perhaps I should check the kitchen."

-He goes back inside and returns to the kitchen when...-

".... Why are the oven, toaster and microwave floating"

Goldenrod City

Minstrel: Hmm... how heroic! Sadly, I'm not built for the frenzy of fighting. My skill lies in subterfuge, and disguise and deception are my weapons of choice. Chancy combat, whilst courageous, is a field I'd much rather avoid.

-He glances down at his wrist (despite not wearing a watch) and nearly jumps in surprise.-

Minstrel: Goodness gracious, look at the time! We haven't even illustrated our identities to each other as of yet. Your name, if you please?

edited 28th Nov '14 11:00:13 AM by Herbert40k

Goldenrod

Edna: <Nonono, eet won't do, eet just won't do!>

-The Sewaddle throws the sheet of fabric away, landing on Cun Annwn's head. The Stoutland looks around.-

Cun Annwn: <Where'd the everything go?>

-Rill sighs as he takes the fabric off of Cun's head. He pauses as he kneads the fabric between his fingers.-

Rill: ... <What's the thread count on this?>

Edna: <Not good enough!>

-Edna then goes inching off. Rill wraps himself up in the swath of silk.-

Rill: <This is really comfy. I can't really imagine this being "not good enough" for her.>

Cun Annwn: <Maybe she's like Dezi!>

Rill: ... <That would explain a lot. Also, I'm keeping this.>

-Rill heads back to the airship, still wrapped up in the spare fabric.-

The Braviary glowered at Diane.

Unite: <I know what a Golurk is, I live in Unova? With the great big tower where they tromp around all day doing what the Tao Dragons say? But she was doing some creepy ghost nonsense that I really can't deal with before my morning coffee.>

Gelatine: <Uh...I have no idea what either of you are talking about, so I'm just going to wake everyone else up now.>

With that, the Goodra retreated back into the room, leaving the Braviary with the human-come-Staraptor.

Unite: <...Can't believe you prefer to be a human over a bird. Are fingers and thumbs really worth being stuck as a groundpounder?>

Iri Manor

-Jacob may hear voices coming from the appliances-

Toaster: "Jaaacooob... Jaaacooob...."

Microwave: "You must carry on our legacyyyyyy..."

Iri Manor

Jacob: "What. Who are- What is- What?!"

Goldenrod

"Well I'm dressed like a cowboy so what do you think I do?"

"Also you can call me John Smith."

Iri Manor

Microwave: "We are your familyyyy..."

Toaster: "You must carry on our baking legacyyyyy..."

Iri Manor

Jacob: "What are you talking about??? Legacy? Family? I have almost no family left and I know none of them have anything to do with ba-"

-He freezes-

"..... No. No no no I refuse to believe this is happening."

Goldenrod

Joseph: Oh! My name is Joseph! And what's yours?~

Iri Manor

Toaster: "You muust believe... I am your father, Marcus Iridis..."

Microwave: "And I your mother, Valorie Iridis..."

Pokemon Center

-Diane smirks, pulling out her armband-

Diane: I'm not really stuck, though. I just can't switch back and forth in public. Kinda want to avoid making people panic, y'know?

Iri Manor

Jacob: "ARE NOT."

Goldenrod City

-Minstrel doffs his hat and sinks into a bow.-

Minstrel: A pleasure to meet you both! As for myself: Minstrel, the masked mummer much maligned by men of malicious mentality, ministering merriment to those more mellow. I play a great many parts in the grand theatre of life, taking on new identities and new faces as the script demands.

The Braviary eyed the armband, recognizing it as the sort that somehow turned Humans into Pokémon via...he didn't know how. Magic was his best guess at a means.

Unite: <Never see you wearing that thing, though.>

He tilted his head, thinking.

<Y'know, Luke really likes being a 'Gator as your probably know, and Christmas is coming.>

A sly look crossed his face.

<Hey, I think I know what I could get him as a present! Assuming I can find one of them somewhere.>

He coked his head curiously at Diane.

<Where'd you find that one? Ebay?>

Pokemon Center

Diane: Alternate universe six centuries in the future.

Goldenrod

The cowboy blinks then turns to Jo.

"I think someone's been readin' V for Vendetta lately..."

Iri Manor

Marcus?: "Do not doubt us sooon..."

Valerie?: "Follow our legacyyyy..."

Oven: <Listen to your dear siiisteeer...>

Unite: <Oh, the one Lake and Stratus spent that one whole summer in?>

He glowered at the floor.

<Figures they'd be rare. Guess I'll just have to go with my back-up plan and get him some socks instead.>

Iri Manor

Jacob: "But... But you, you were scientists and Trainers and I-"

"...!!!"

"HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!" -Points at the oven-

"I DON'T HAVE A SISTER!"

edited 28th Nov '14 11:49:57 AM by Verax

Goldenrod City

-Minstrel claps his hands together once again.-

Minstrel: This is the point at which our paths must part, I'm afraid. The stage calls out to me and I for one am powerless to resist its siren's song. Do remember my name if you ever feel the need to call upon an impish impersonator!

-He skips off, Bard loping behind him.-

Pokemon Center

-Diane raises an eyebrow-

Diane: Socks are the best Plan B you have? Lame.

-Of course this would come from the girl who refuses to wear any sort of footwear, despite the temperature outside.-