ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

I don't think there's a human being alive who's been beyond the moon. We'd probably have to speak to a another legendary to find out more. And I we all know just the one to ask...

edited 21st Feb '11 5:09:29 PM by Luke924

Cresselia: You're welcome. Now, if you excuse me...

-flies away with Darkrai to that sleepover with Suicune she mentioned earlier-

Palkia: -Feels a sense of dread-

Well there goes my hopes and dreams.

Bye Cresselia.

-Turns to the others-

I suppose this is when we start looking for clues.

I bet Palkia's still out jogging.

Yeah. I've got lots of notes here for a future Cresselia article, though.

edited 21st Feb '11 5:10:30 PM by CalamityJane

Palkia: -Feeling of dread passes and continues jog-

Anyone want to see if Palkia's willing to talk to us again after what happened?

I don't think she'll be very receptive at all after I made that stupid comment about her tail. But she's the only one we know with dimension powers so she's our best bet.

PALKIA I GOT DIETING PILLS FOR YOU!

edited 21st Feb '11 5:15:09 PM by Littlequeen

Does this mean we have to get up to the Spear Pillar again?

Palkia: -Appears wearing a Palkia-sized sweatsuit- WHAT DID YOU SAY?

-Looks at Palkia-

Ignore my friend here, she doesn't know what she's talking about.

Well...That was easier then I expected.

edited 21st Feb '11 5:17:16 PM by Luke924

PALKIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

I'm sorry I called you fat.

......Um I said I got dieting pills for jane....She really needs them....

Palkia: OH, I FORGIVE YOU FOR THAT. NOW IF YOU DON'T MIND I WISH TO GET BACK TO MY JOG. I WAS ONLY 12 MILES OUT FROM THAT LITTLE PIZZA-REALM.

edited 21st Feb '11 5:18:21 PM by Pentigan

Wait! We need to ask you some questions!

But Gamer wanted to ask you stuff about this badge thinggy here... -whispers- Gamer show Palkia the badge!

PALKIA: FINE, BUT MAKE IT QUICK, THE PIZZA-REALM CLOSES AT 5.

You called a Legendary fat?! SERIOUSLY?! Do you have a death wish or something Jane?

We wanted to know what this is

Shows Palkia the badge.

Crelessa said it had something to do with a Pokemon police force in another dimension, and we were trying to learn more about it. Do you know what it is?

Palkia: WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?! I MEAN IT WASN'T MY FAULT DARKRAI REVERTED ME AND DIALGA TO OUR PRIMAL NATURES! AND THAT MAN SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN IN THAT PARALELL ANYWAY!

I didn't call her fat! I just said she had a big tail and...

-Covers Jane's mouth-

Don't get her mad.

-Turns to Palkia-

Primal natures?

edited 21st Feb '11 5:25:55 PM by rmctagg09