my current job
Entry 14: Lt. Wright replaced the pistol under Dr. D's desk with a realistically colored water pistol.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Entry 15: Dr J██ somehow managed to fool everyone in the foundation that the phrase "Fire at Will" actually meant "Shoot Dr William".
Okay, I'll try it your way for once
Entry 16: Dr. Ber█████ fills Dr. J██'s mug with "The exact opposite of coffee" from SCP-294, followed by liberal Face Doodling.
Remember what we used to say? JACKPOT!
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ENTRY NUMBER 17: SPAM ABOVE POSTERS WITH UT MEMES UNTIL PHOTON READINGS NEGATIVE. HEE HEE HEE... WHAT DO YOU THINK?
edited 14th Mar '17 11:30:55 AM by StarAndroidJaguar
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Former Human
Entry 18: Dr.Zurita managed to fool everyone into thinking You are an idiot dot org was a website for a GOI.
“How long has it been? 23 days?”
Everything's gonna happy!
Entry 19: Dr Kuznetsov changed the source of the building's water supply to an industrial-sized vodka storage tank.
I am a proper young lady who does not bite her father at the dinner table. My relaxing music playlist.
ENTRY 20: Dr J used me, SCP-[REDACTED] to make Dr Kouta believe they were a Toaster.
edited 11th Jun '17 10:14:01 AM by Jaxfirebus
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
ENTRY 21: After several months of planning, Dr. O'Malley stole an O-5's pants from their very person, and proceeded to plant them in the office of Dr. J. The following fiasco was further complicated by the O-5 believing that they were, in fact, still wearing pants.The events which followed have been expunged from all data and the pants have since been anonymously returned.
Hey, I figured I might as well try. —Dr. O'Malley [ON PROBATION]
edited 4th Mar '18 10:47:23 PM by OmegaShadowcry
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
Entry 22: Dr. O'Malley —> Dr. Rodriguez
On the date of [REDACTED], Dr. Rodriguez secretly entered not on the Keypad of SCP 261 while Dr. O'Malley was about to order coffee under the guise of paying for it, when Dr. O'Malley took a sip without looking SCP 50 transferred to Dr. Rodriguez.
Try out my new forum game! Man this formating is hard.
Entry 13: Dr. D snuck knockout gas into the ventilation system; while other Foundation personnel were unconscious, he rearranged the room's furnishings.
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.