Ahh, console video games (or vidcons as I call them). the ultimate medium of expression, able to convey any emotion ranging from hatred to love, loyalty to fear, all in front of our eyes. Ah, and with lovingly crafted art, music, and the ability to control the action, vidcons are the ultimate combination of the high arts. While I tend to play the stoic, I will be the first to admit that vidcons haven driven me to cry, to scream and shout, to feel actual hate; such is the power of this force beyond our wildest reckoning. And here I am, before you, to temp your tongues with the taint of such a tantalizing topic.
And the Japanese, the true geniuses behind the world of video games. Pah, I throw my scorn upon such incompetents of the West who would mock the true art of the Japanese with 'games' such as Baldur's Gate and Madden. Perhaps it is that the West is not as intelligent as the East, but this is a matter for another day. Japan has given us such masterpieces as the Final Fantasy series, Star Ocean, Wild Arms, and of course, Arc the Lad. Yes, some of the finest vidcons in the world were created by Japanese. I come to you today to ask you in all earnesty, what is your favorite vidcon? I will reveal mine after the grand debate has illustriously begun, but not before the first poster falls victim to my plot of discussion.
In other words, this is a thread on an imaginary forum our avatars frequent. The topic can fluctuate, and its mostly just general discussion.
Knight
Yes, I am a- well technically I'm a clone of a Mandalorian bounty hunter named Jango Fett, who was human.
The man of a million outdated references
see you, space cowboy.
nice. so what's with the armor?
Long live the New Bev.
Knight
I'm a soldier in the Grand Army of the Galactic Republic. In fact, all of my brothers are members of the Grand Army. I don't know what the Galactic Republic will do with us when the war with CIS is finished with though.
edited 25th Oct '16 11:35:22 AM by watdakstomp
The man of a million outdated references
see you, space cowboy.
i know that feeling. queen daisy's a nice lady, but i'm not sure she'll pay every single one of us once we properly occupy earth.
Long live the New Bev.
The Silence That Speaks Volumes
-Terumi has logged off-
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Well, well, well; isn't that sweet?
The truth can oft be more misleading... I'm driven by greed, guilt, rage, and despair, but I'll never try to justify haughtiness.
see you, space cowboy.
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Sounds like it'd be a real shame if, for some reason, your dear queen's soul was boiled alive.
Anyways, I may not have much time left in the real world, but I will spend as much time I can make for myself as I can enjoying it.
Hopefully, someday Lord English'll pay you all an unforgettable visit.
The truth can oft be more misleading... I'm driven by greed, guilt, rage, and despair, but I'll never try to justify haughtiness.
see you, space cowboy.
we probably wouldn't mind that much honestly. it's the mimets who would be mad. we're really more like mercenaries.
Long live the New Bev.
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Wipe that stupid grin off your face, shitsack.
The truth can oft be more misleading... I'm driven by greed, guilt, rage, and despair, but I'll never try to justify haughtiness.
see you, space cowboy.
i'm fine, thanks.
Long live the New Bev.
Jaded Techie Fox
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Hey, don't be mean!
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Excellent; a woman. I'll be bathing in your monthly discharge by the time you log off.
The truth can oft be more misleading... I'm driven by greed, guilt, rage, and despair, but I'll never try to justify haughtiness.
see you, space cowboy.
Jaded Techie Fox
Ugh, gross! I think I'll log off now. I have homework to do, fanfics to write...
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Trust you? The only person I can trust is myself.
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If she'd spent any longer with me, I'd have had a pool big enough to drown the Black Beast (kek).
The truth can oft be more misleading... I'm driven by greed, guilt, rage, and despair, but I'll never try to justify haughtiness.
see you, space cowboy.
that's just... freaking nasty, man. i'm out.
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AaaaaaaAaaaaaaAaaaaaa!!!!
Long live the New Bev.
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Spare me. I'm staying out of this 'til I can talk to something intelligent.
kbai; see you again NEVER.
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The truth can oft be more misleading... I'm driven by greed, guilt, rage, and despair, but I'll never try to justify haughtiness.
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WAIT SHIT FUCK YOU SISCON SHITSACK
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The truth can oft be more misleading... I'm driven by greed, guilt, rage, and despair, but I'll never try to justify haughtiness.
see you, space cowboy.
I won't stop you, Mr. Mac!
Long live the New Bev.
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...Real mature, Terumi. Real mature.
For the record, it used to be "Grim_Reaper."
-LOLI-LOVER has changed their username to Bloodedge-
Anyways, I don't have much time left. I just wanted to let everyone know I care about them—and to tell you folks who aren't heartless dickwads to never give up fighting for what you believe is right. This might be one of the few records left that I existed.
So, farewell.
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The truth can oft be more misleading... I'm driven by greed, guilt, rage, and despair, but I'll never try to justify haughtiness.
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see you, space cowboy.
Good morning, Jamba Juice!
Long live the New Bev.
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i'm a wyx! our species and a few others are being stationed on earth! i take it you're a human?
Long live the New Bev.