OOZE doesn't know he is pregnant too!
It's not exactly naive. And it can happen. But it's tough. And definetly worthwhile.
Don't feed the plants!
Noooooooooo!
I must get an abortion! ...but male abortions are illegal in AM Cia... I KNOW! I'll do Abortion-By-Cop! I'll trick my fetus into making a police officer angry enough to shoot it!
I'm feeling strangely happy now, contented and serene. Oh don't you see, finally I'll be, somewhere that's green...
But...the police officer is your babies!
No Air of Mystery, you are the babies.
This space for rent. Cost: your soul.
Don't feed the plants!
And then Air Of Mystery was a police officer.
I'm feeling strangely happy now, contented and serene. Oh don't you see, finally I'll be, somewhere that's green...
It's a TARDIS! Anom's got a TARDIS!
And the TARDIS is also babies!
Dreaming out loud.
You're just some poor man! Or woman! Or whatever you are! You cannot have babies! Or a TARDIS! Or TARDIS-babies! OH MY GOD THERE'S A CAR SPEEDING MY WAY AND I CAN'T DODGE IT OH MY GOOOOOOOD *
Equipped with his five senses, man explores the universe around him and calls the adventure Science.
But...the TARDIS needs surgery or it'll die.
Guys, I have to join the Mafia. It's the only way.
aA : we w0uld f0rever be barred entry
aA : int0 the universe we created
MY GOD, AIR. I'm your father. It says in these little piece of paper.
It's not exactly naive. And it can happen. But it's tough. And definetly worthwhile.
But...
...I killed my father.
He's your second father! YOUR GODFATHER!
I've got bad news Crack, your son... is in a coma...
Departed days ahead.
But all of her children are still in the womb! And dying!
I guess we could go... wherever we please.
No, I had another son before hand. AND NOW HE'S IN A COMA!
Yes, your son is in a coma Crack... and so is HIS WIFE!!!
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Departed days ahead.
But that's not possible... I'm his wife!
I guess we could go... wherever we please.
Hey kids, it's your long-lost homeless father!
But I thought Our Father drowned at sea.... AND THEN OUR GODFATHER IS NOW IN A COMA.
WAIT, WHO ARE YOU AGAIN?
I came here from St. Petersburg, with a bottle of Ballentine's, to meet with my children. turns out I'm now an announcer for a Basketball Stadium!
Basketball Stadium is being pulled down to make way for a marital boutique.
In that case, I will stay here for the next few seasons.
I'm sorry Father, you have to get a job, we had a call from Mother, she's expecting A lot of child service money.
Ha ha ha... You don't know it, but you are actually having twelve babies (four of them are invisible)! I implanted the extras to spite you!
I'm feeling strangely happy now, contented and serene. Oh don't you see, finally I'll be, somewhere that's green...