Hey up Neryon! Want some coffee?
edited 31st Dec '10 9:41:31 AM by ACrackInTime
Sure! *gunshot heard, PhD on wall falls to the ground*
-gets out bag of coffee beans from desk-
Catch!
-ducks bullets-
*catches bag, two people behind me, one with a knife and the other with arsenic and trying to poison my coffee-mill, reclines back in spiked chair, impaling both, puts beans in mill and makes coffee, drinks, gets back to work*
-jumps from rooftop to rooftop-
-parks his Firefly and goes to Juan Valdez for a cup of coffee all while bullets are going all around him-
It's not exactly naive. And it can happen. But it's tough. And definetly worthwhile.
-fights some thugs with his Kenpo skills-
-sips coffee-
So, today is just an average day.
-grenade lands on desk-
BOB! I told you to keep your grenades to yourself!
-throws grenade back-
-joins crack-
Hi Crack, What's up?
-a car almost crushes them but it steers just in time-
It's not exactly naive. And it can happen. But it's tough. And definetly worthwhile.
Oh, just working on some papers and...
-gets baseball bat-
-bats grenade away-
... Other stuff.
Oh Crack... I don't know how to tell you this but I... *harpoon barely misses head* I... *assassin slips and falls behind me*
-takes out shotgun-
Anyone wanna go hunting?
You what...? -bats away another grenade-
Oh, a grenade throwing contest? -starts throwing grenades-
5 points if I hit the opposite building and 10 points if I hit the college full of snobs.
I've just received a pink slip from my boss. *whips out pink slip as arrow narrowly misses my moving hand* Company's budget is running low and they're making new rounds of layoffs. It's a shame after all these years we've worked. *bows head in shame as a fast-moving blade whisked right over my head*
Huh. Well that sucks.
-bats grenade-
10 POINTS TO ME!
Be green.
-goes to were destruction is at-
I am bad at picking things.
My turn! -bats grenade-
5 points...Damn it...
It's not exactly naive. And it can happen. But it's tough. And definetly worthwhile.
-bats grenade-
Erm... How many points is it if I hit the Church?
7 if there are no people 6 if there are...
It's not exactly naive. And it can happen. But it's tough. And definetly worthwhile.
-sees people running out of church-
6 points to me!
my turn then
-bats grenade-
it went into godzilla's mouth...how would you point it?
It's not exactly naive. And it can happen. But it's tough. And definetly worthwhile.
*returns back home rather sad, zombies pursuing me, closes the door as house somehow turns on automated sentry gun*
*sighs* My wife will be disappointed when I tell her... *sits on futon after barely missing tiger trap*
-wakes up-
IT'S TIIIIIIIIMMMMEEEE FOR ADVENTUUUUUUURRRRRRREEEEE!!
You got some dirt on you. Here's some more!