Louis XIV was a closet lesbian.:

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Beneath that manly exterior beats the heart of a woman, I tell you.
But Louis wore high-heels and make-up! Lipstick lesbians aren't all that common!
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5 Rottweiler2nd Jan 2011 09:48:02 PM from Portland, Oregon
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7 TheFreeWind8th Jan 2011 07:38:10 PM from U-to the-S-to the-Here
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8 ProfessorMetallica13th Jan 2011 02:45:56 PM from Texas , Relationship Status: Robosexual
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Explain to me how Louis XIV could be a closet lesbian when he was a guy?
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11 Gvzbgul18th Jan 2011 03:38:26 PM from Middle Earth
Could be.

edited 18th Jan '11 3:39:01 PM by Gvzbgul

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13 Chabal227th Apr 2011 03:20:19 PM from Plains of Tolosa
Fear me
But his brother was as Flamboyant Gay as-

Switched at Birth! Of course!

14 OrangeSpider11th Jun 2011 03:34:52 PM from Ursalia , Relationship Status: On the prowl
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So you are telling me that Louis XIV was flamboyant gay?
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15 flygon25022nd Jun 2011 02:36:10 PM from Versailles, UK. Oh, wait
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Explain to me how Louis XIV could be a closet lesbian when he was a guy?

Simple. He was a girl dressed up as a guy. Ever heard of Oscar Francois de Jarjayes before? It's the same deal with Louis XIV as it was with her. Plus, we all know that du Barry was only sleeping with "him" for the money and power, so she didn't really mind if "he" was a girl as long as she got what she wanted...

Wait, Louis XIV? I thought you were talking about Louis XV. Still doesn't make the Oscar theory impossible, though, even though he died before the start of Rose of Versailles.
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16 Gamedeviant3rd Nov 2011 10:53:53 AM from The Pooba Chamber
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17 Gunthir3rd Nov 2011 08:43:50 PM from the Armchair of Comfort
He had over a thousand enemas. Just throwing that out there.

I mean, they were probably for medical purposes, but you never know.
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