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LandOfGold Since: Dec, 1969
#1: Dec 27th 2010 at 1:19:01 PM

Beneath that manly exterior beats the heart of a woman, I tell you.

HungryJoe Gristknife from Under the Tree Since: Dec, 2009
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#2: Dec 27th 2010 at 2:43:45 PM

But Louis wore high-heels and make-up! Lipstick lesbians aren't all that common!

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LandOfGold Since: Dec, 1969
#3: Dec 27th 2010 at 2:46:00 PM

He was one, Joe, you must accept it.

HungryJoe Gristknife from Under the Tree Since: Dec, 2009
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#4: Dec 28th 2010 at 7:04:36 AM

Okay.

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Rottweiler Dog and Pony Show from Portland, Oregon Since: Dec, 2009
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#5: Jan 2nd 2011 at 9:48:02 PM

... >:|

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LandOfGold Since: Dec, 1969
#6: Jan 3rd 2011 at 2:15:29 PM

Sorry, Rott but you must accept it. No matter how manly the Sun King is, she's really a Sun Queen.

TheFreeWind The Charismatic Stallion from U-to the-S-to the-Here Since: Aug, 2010
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#7: Jan 8th 2011 at 7:38:10 PM

(gasp!)

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ProfessorMetallica Hnnng from Texas Since: Jul, 2010 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
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#8: Jan 13th 2011 at 2:45:56 PM

[up] Making a grand total of one that actually does.

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BlackHoleOfFood from Right next to you! Since: Dec, 1969
#9: Jan 13th 2011 at 4:11:35 PM

Explain to me how Louis XIV could be a closet lesbian when he was a guy?

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LandOfGold Since: Dec, 1969
#10: Jan 15th 2011 at 2:50:33 AM

Her manliness is a cover-up, Black Hole.

Gvzbgul from Middle Earth Since: Jul, 2010
#11: Jan 18th 2011 at 3:38:26 PM

Could be.

edited 18th Jan '11 3:39:01 PM by Gvzbgul

randomguy123 Misanthropic Wiccan Nerd Since: Sep, 2010
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#12: Apr 27th 2011 at 1:48:38 PM

This is one of the most original and ridiculous WMG's ever. You, sir, are awesome.

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OrangeSpider Must Keep The Web Intact from Ursalia Since: Oct, 2010 Relationship Status: On the prowl
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#14: Jun 11th 2011 at 3:34:52 PM

So you are telling me that Louis XIV was flamboyant gay?

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flygon250 SOPA? Lol wut? U Mad US? from Versailles, UK. Oh, wait Since: Dec, 2010
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#15: Jun 22nd 2011 at 2:36:10 PM

Explain to me how Louis XIV could be a closet lesbian when he was a guy?

Simple. He was a girl dressed up as a guy. Ever heard of Oscar Francois de Jarjayes before? It's the same deal with Louis XIV as it was with her. Plus, we all know that du Barry was only sleeping with "him" for the money and power, so she didn't really mind if "he" was a girl as long as she got what she wanted...

Wait, Louis XIV? I thought you were talking about Louis XV. Still doesn't make the Oscar theory impossible, though, even though he died before the start of Rose Of Versailles.

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Gamedeviant The Grand Pooba from The Pooba Chamber Since: May, 2011
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Gunthir from the Armchair of Comfort Since: Aug, 2010
#17: Nov 3rd 2011 at 8:43:50 PM

He had over a thousand enemas. Just throwing that out there.

I mean, they were probably for medical purposes, but you never know.

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