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Louis XIV was a closet lesbian.:

Beneath that manly exterior beats the heart of a woman, I tell you.
 
 2 Hungry Joe, Mon, 27th Dec '10 2:43:45 PM from Under the Tree
Gristknife
But Louis wore high-heels and make-up! Lipstick lesbians aren't all that common!
Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
He was one, Joe, you must accept it.
 
 4 Hungry Joe, Tue, 28th Dec '10 7:04:36 AM from Under the Tree
Gristknife
Okay.
Charlie Tunoku is a lover and a fighter.
 5 Rottweiler, Sun, 2nd Jan '11 9:48:02 PM from Portland, Oregon
Dog and Pony Show
... >:|
“Love is the eternal law whereby the universe was created and is ruled.” — St. Bernard
Sorry, Rott but you must accept it. No matter how manly the Sun King is, she's really a Sun Queen.
 
 7 The Free Wind, Sat, 8th Jan '11 7:38:10 PM from U-to the-S-to the-Here
The Charismatic Stallion
(gasp!)

...I understand...everything...
Never Seen, only Heard. Never There, only Here. Never Restricted, only Free!
 8 Professor Metallica, Thu, 13th Jan '11 2:45:56 PM from The nth dimension! Relationship Status: Married to my murderer
I design worlds. Or, I hope to.
[up] Making a grand total of one that actually does.
Don't fear the Reaper. Make him fear you.
 9 Black Hole Of Food, Thu, 13th Jan '11 4:11:35 PM from Right next to you!
Explain to me how Louis XIV could be a closet lesbian when he was a guy?
When life gives you lemons, fill the juices up into squirt guns and shoot them at people's eyes.
Her manliness is a cover-up, Black Hole.
 
 11 Gvzbgul, Tue, 18th Jan '11 3:38:26 PM from Middle Earth
Could be.

edited 18th Jan '11 3:39:01 PM by Gvzbgul

Misanthropic Wiccan Nerd
This is one of the most original and ridiculous WMG's ever. You, sir, are awesome.
 13 Chabal 2, Wed, 27th Apr '11 3:20:19 PM from Plains of Tolosa
Fear me
But his brother was as Flamboyant Gay as-

Switched at Birth! Of course!

 14 Orange Spider, Sat, 11th Jun '11 3:34:52 PM from Ursalia Relationship Status: On the prowl
Must Keep The Web Intact
So you are telling me that Louis XIV was flamboyant gay?
The Great Northern Threadkill.
 15 flygon 250, Wed, 22nd Jun '11 2:36:10 PM from Versailles, UK. Oh, wait
SOPA? Lol wut? U Mad US?
Explain to me how Louis XIV could be a closet lesbian when he was a guy?

Simple. He was a girl dressed up as a guy. Ever heard of Oscar Francois de Jarjayes before? It's the same deal with Louis XIV as it was with her. Plus, we all know that du Barry was only sleeping with "him" for the money and power, so she didn't really mind if "he" was a girl as long as she got what she wanted...

Wait, Louis XIV? I thought you were talking about Louis XV. Still doesn't make the Oscar theory impossible, though, even though he died before the start of Rose of Versailles.
My standard Anime Theme song game variant rules:

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 16 Gamedeviant, Thu, 3rd Nov '11 10:53:53 AM from The Pooba Chamber
The Grand Pooba
You broke my mind.

 17 Gunthir, Thu, 3rd Nov '11 8:43:50 PM from the Armchair of Comfort
He had over a thousand enemas. Just throwing that out there.

I mean, they were probably for medical purposes, but you never know.

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You need to Get Known to get one of those.
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