You open your eyes. It is pitch black.
You feel drowsy.
You hear an alarm clock ringing.
> TURN OFF ALARM
This space for rent. Cost: your soul.
You turn off the alarm.
>GET YE FLASK.
My hair is whippable.
You try getting your flask but it has mysteriously vanished.
>FIND FLASK
No, I absolutely never forget my password. And I never have a suspiciously specific denial.
Ye cannot get the flask. It is firmly bolted to a wall which is bolted to the rest of the dungeon which is probably bolted to a castle.
What wouldst thou deau?
> GO NORTH
edited 22nd Dec '10 12:36:11 PM by MsieurLapin
you take the flask and put it safely in you pocket
>STAND UP
edited 22nd Dec '10 12:37:07 PM by juancarlos11
It's not exactly naive. And it can happen. But it's tough. And definetly worthwhile.
Be green.
You're feet hurt because you're bare foot.
>SIT DOWN ON FLOOR
edited 22nd Dec '10 12:54:40 PM by queenofdarkness
I am bad at picking things.
Now your butt hurts.
>STAND BACK UP
now your legs are hurting from all the exercise.
> OPEN THE WINDOWS.
It's not exactly naive. And it can happen. But it's tough. And definetly worthwhile.
The windows are open. It is rather cloudy, and looks like it might rain.
>MAKE BREAKFAST.
With what?
>Inventory
But soft! What rock through yonder window breaks? It is a brick! And Juliet is out cold.
Nostalgia
You see three eggs.
> TAKE EGGS
You now have three eggs. Not sure why you needed to get them, seeing as they were allready in your inventory, but oh well...
>MAKE BREAKFAST WITH EGGS
you have three eggs...what now?
> START STOVE
It's not exactly naive. And it can happen. But it's tough. And definetly worthwhile.*PCHUK-CHUK-CHUK* *PCHUK-CHUK-CHUK* *VROOOOOM* You wonder why you ever bothered with the gas-powered pull-cord started stove, but it's running now.
>Get frying pan.
But soft! What rock through yonder window breaks? It is a brick! And Juliet is out cold.
You take a frying pan out of a drawer.
>PUT FRYING PAN ON STOVE
you ask yourself what do you want to do...
>TAKE THE OIL AND POUR IT ON THE PAN
It's not exactly naive. And it can happen. But it's tough. And definetly worthwhile.No way! The Motor Oil is to keep the stove running!
>Look in cabinets
But soft! What rock through yonder window breaks? It is a brick! And Juliet is out cold.
In the cabinets , you see motor oil, a giant spoon, and a can opener.
>GET SPOON
edited 22nd Dec '10 10:00:28 PM by megamagikarp
Ok tthen, we have eggs. but eggs alone don't make a good breakfast.
>GO TO FRIDGE AND PICK HAM AND CHEESE
It's not exactly naive. And it can happen. But it's tough. And definetly worthwhile.
You now have eggs, ham and cheese. Part of this nutritious breakfast! The pan should be hot by now.
>PUT FOOD IN PAN
edited 8th Feb '11 5:01:27 PM by megamagikarp
You throw the food in all willy-nilly, as is your usual custom. Time for one of your trademarked omelettes! You hear a loud whistling from outside.
>Look window
But soft! What rock through yonder window breaks? It is a brick! And Juliet is out cold.
is Flanders, he says "Hi-Diddly-doo"
>FLIP FLANDERS OFF
It's not exactly naive. And it can happen. But it's tough. And definetly worthwhile.
Flanders looks at you and says "Well, now that's just plain rude" and leaves.
>CHECK FOOD
The food doesn't look quite right.
>EXAMINE FOOD
This is just a dumb idea I had. Basically, one person puts some text describing the situation that we are in, then puts in a command, like one would in a Interactive Fiction. The next person describes what happens as a result of the command, then puts in some description and a command of their own. Example:
POSTER A: You are in a room. There is a bottle in the room. There is a door at the north end of the room.
>Go through door.
POSTER B: You are in a hallway. There are two closets, one on the east side of the hall, one on the west side. There is a kitchen at the north end, and a room behind you.
>Check east closet.
Ect, Ect. Please refrain from doing something stupid, like saying something stupid along the lines of "DIE" or "PUNCH SELF" or anything like that.
You are asleep. You hear an alarm clock go off.
>WAKE UP
edited 8th Feb '11 5:00:40 PM by megamagikarp