ITT: We are at a troper Christmas party

-smiles-

Still got it. Uuuup you get!

-picks Crack up and carries her over to a sofa-

That's because you're a wimp, Mr W.

-sees table of snacks-

We haveeee snnnacks!

-darts headfirst towards snacks-

No, it's because it's not even legal for me!

edited 23rd Dec '10 3:44:36 AM by MrW

-catches and holds Crack-

You sit down. I'll get some snacks.

It'ss noott eevvven legall for meeeeeeeee. I'M ONLLLY 16!

-glugs down vodka-

I know.

-grabs the Vodka-

-downs half of it-

-burps-

Oh, I do apologise. That was rude.

-hands it back, still holding onto Crack's arm-

LETTTTT MEEEE AT THE SNAAAAAACKS!!

-burps-

No. It's more fun this way.

-flails around-

SNNNNAAAAACCKKKKKKKKKS!

-pulls whip out of Hammerspace-

-uses it to pull Snacks over-

Wait. I can do that? Eh.

-hands some snacks to Crack-

You're all wusses.

Drinks rubbing alcohol

-dives into snacks-

Niceeee and comfy!

-falls asleep-

-stairs at snacks-

-does mathematical calculations-

Prrrrrrrrrrroblem, physics?

-drinks more Vodka-

-drinks vodka whilst asleep-

-facepalm- Uggh...

-the vodka is having no effect-

So, any forms of entertainment?

-devours a bowl of pretzels-

We got a bunch of Trans-Siberian Orchestra songs playing, and the video games are in the living room.

edited 23rd Dec '10 4:31:22 AM by MrW

hey, who's up for a movie? or better yet to riff a movie?

I nominate The Last Airbender for riffing.

EDIT: Heh, Rifftrax beat me to it.

edited 23rd Dec '10 6:34:51 AM by MrW

I second that motion.

either that or the tradition of Santa Claus Conquers The Martians...and honestly I'm not on the mood for tradition

So, The Last Airbender it is!

Martian genocide.

Motion carried! Bangs a gavel. This meeting is dismissed!