Aqua Hoshino
My wall breaks down and I fall forward into a vast abyss.
TNP is trying to enter a concert venue.
"You gotta get better, you're all that I've got / Don't take forever, you're not here for long" - AJR, "2085"
The Sly Snake at Day, A Gentle Bat at Night
I get trampled by Weird Al'Yankovic himself while trying to get to his concert. And then had my dead body autographed.
TNP takes a seat in a bus.
Destiny is not about following a path, it's about creating one as you go.
The Undercover Troper
The bus driver turns out to be a corgi, who promptly crashes the bus and kills me and everyone inside.
TNP is eating a grilled cheese sandwich. Orcus on His Throne will always be my pet peeve.
Tell Me, Have You Seen the Yellow Sign?
I grill it in a defective oven and never notice the carbon monoxide buildup. The sandwich was delicious though.
TNP is fishing.
Edited by CenturyEye on Jan 19th 2024 at 4:49:36 AM
Look with century eyes... With our backs to the arch And the wreck of our kind We will stare straight ahead For the rest of our lives
Knuckles the Echidna
Turns out I accidentally fished the Loch Ness Monster. This ain't good.
TNP is jogging at the park
One thing I have learned in pledging my life to this quest is that I have been betrayed again and again. And again. And again.
Veronika
I trip over a rock on top of a hill and fall to my death.
TNP is doing a test.
you will seeeeee, that all the people are wonderful~
Unfettered Gouyoku Mastermind
It was a gun safety test. It doesn’t go well.
TNP is reading the newspaper.
Aqua Hoshino
The newspaper is made of lethal poison. I can't even finish reading a single word because my heart stopped.
TNP is checking in at a hotel. "You gotta get better, you're all that I've got / Don't take forever, you're not here for long" - AJR, "2085"
Who up whereing they else?
I decide to drink a cup of coffee laced with cyanide.
TNP is typing up a response on a TV Tropes thread named "GAME OVER: PRESS 'R' TO TRY AGAIN"
He/Him | Elsewhere (2017)
The Sly Snake at Day, A Gentle Bat at Night
I get gibbed by the paradox so strong that I get teleported straight into a spike from I Wanna Be the Guy... and die on it.
—-
TNP goes to the cafeteria.
![[down]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_down.png "[down]"){kind=icon}
It's about you dying, not me, unless my death causes you to die by failing a hidden objective.
Edited by Thartler on Jan 20th 2024 at 4:54:57 PM
Destiny is not about following a path, it's about creating one as you go.
Stark Holmes
There’s been a big spill in the wait line, causing a domino effect which, being at the back of the line, gets you crushed to death.
TNP is singing in a musical.
Discombobulate.
I'm not trained at all, but I'm having a good time! At least, at first. After 3 minutes, my lack of training starts to catch up to me. The ensemble doesn't notice, neither does the pit orchestra. The audience watches with rapt attention. I can't stop. My body is not mine to control.
One of my castmates drops to the floor, before launching themself up again, belting the entire time. They expect me to do the same. Instead, I succumb to exhaustion and collapse, already mostly dead. I'm still singing. The audience thinks I'm in character. They think I'm the best they've ever seen. The music stops and they give a standing ovation.
I fade out to the sound of raucous applause. If I brought my inhaler this would've never happened.
TNP finds a chihuahua in their house, ew.
Aqua Hoshino
The chihuahua is rabid and bites me all over until I bleed out to death.
TNP is picking a dish from a menu. "You gotta get better, you're all that I've got / Don't take forever, you're not here for long" - AJR, "2085"
Tell Me, Have You Seen the Yellow Sign?
I can't decide. I really can't decide. My companions leave. The restaurant goes out of business around me. I starve and my body is still there, finger on the menu, and covered in cobwebs.
TNP is at the circus. Look with century eyes... With our backs to the arch And the wreck of our kind We will stare straight ahead For the rest of our lives
SEGA!Rockruff
I volunteer for a classic magic trick, getting sawed in half. It goes horribly wrong.
TNP is cooking.
Intended to embody the Beware of Vicious Dog trope plus Super-Speed. Yup.
I'm frying chicken when suddenly my hand slips and i accidentally knock over my 6 quart dutch oven full of burning oil all over myself which kills me
TNP is hiding under their desk.
"As president of KaibaCorp, I declare your argument as invalid!!!"
Professional branded pen enjoyer
I get eaten by the desk grues. I hope I was at least tasty.
TNP accidentally leaves some potato chips they forgot to pay for in their bag when they’re leaving the store.
EQUITY PARTNERSHIP
The Reconqueror
Somehow another guy tries to robs the store and it ends very bad, the cops follow you thinking you are the suspect, when you realize the chips are there you say "Ok, I did it..." you are removing the bag of chips but... this doesn´t end well..
TNP is watching the Super Bowl
Edited by Travsam on Jan 23rd 2024 at 11:01:31 AM
Aqua Hoshino
A football flies into my face and I fall through multiple stairs, finally cracking my head at the lower ground.
TNP is producing a beat. "You gotta get better, you're all that I've got / Don't take forever, you're not here for long" - AJR, "2085"
For Science!
I try to adjust the treble and bass, but get banished to the frequency domain instead.
TNP is buying bread.
Do it for science!
Tell Me, Have You Seen the Yellow Sign?
I find the fresh baked stuff! And its 70% off for the day! I take a bite while in line. It smells so good. And it was mixed with nuts during baking. I swell up and asphyxiate before anyone in line even notices.
TNP is at the library. Look with century eyes... With our backs to the arch And the wreck of our kind We will stare straight ahead For the rest of our lives
Aqua Hoshino
I try to pull out a book, and it brings along the shelf with it, thus crushing me.
TNP is searching for new shoes at the mall. "You gotta get better, you're all that I've got / Don't take forever, you're not here for long" - AJR, "2085"
Stark Holmes
I find the perfect pair of shoes and decide to run in them for as long as I can. Unfortunately, I care too much about the shoes to notice when the second floor ends and gravity begins.
TNP is doing a magic act.
Discombobulate.Knives being shanked into the box trick goes horribly wrong, I get impaled from every angle possible.
TNP is recording a rap song
"As president of KaibaCorp, I declare your argument as invalid!!!"
I break my legs, then my arms, and then my neck during my routine. At least the judges give me 10s.
TNP is trying to put up a poster on a wall in their room.