Could you not make Prison Rape jokes? It might give PTSD and/or a panic attack to people who were raped irl. I'm not even a rape survivor and your post made me uncomfortable.
I win and the other person is a Sore Loser and stabs me.
TNP is drinking a cup of water.
Edited by CosmosAndChaos on Mar 25th 2023 at 11:40:36 AM
The water had a piranha in it and it nibbles my face off.
TNP is river-rafting.
I end up tripping and falling on a sword.
TNP is bartering at a local market for some goods.
Edited by Superjohn on Apr 30th 2023 at 10:12:32 AM
"How can I bring joy when I now know we are bringing misery to thousands of innocent people?"The goods in question turn out to be Klee's living bombs, and they become active the moment I even touch them. Resigned to my fate, the bombs explode in my hands and my whole body gets blown up into Ludicrous Gibs...before I even get the chance to trade them.
TNP was hiking at the Pikes Peak.
Edited by YourEternalTroper on May 1st 2023 at 3:17:42 PM
Everything that lives is designed to end...I lose my grip and fall down the mountainside, hitting every ledge on the way down.
The next person is at an amusement park waiting to get on the roller coaster.
♪Show me the wisdom of the world... Tell me the secrets of the heart... and the sweet~ mysteries~ of love~...A person flies off the roller coaster while it's still going and lands right on top of me.
TNP is putting in eyedrops
Someone bumps into me, and my eye gets lanced. I fall against a harsh surface and suffer from a hemorrhage.
The next poster was never alive to begin with.
Make of that what you will.
Edited by SkyCat32 on May 31st 2023 at 1:06:38 PM
Due to Skycat's bump their attempt to kill me backfires, causing them to have never lived at all.
The Next Poster just lost a game of Call of Duty
Edited by PROPLAYEN on Jun 16th 2023 at 6:13:13 AM
i question my skill at everything, cry, and die of sadness
tnp goes into their house
Edited by c1beat7per9minute on Jun 17th 2023 at 4:32:55 AM
I go in just fine. Then I take a shower and slip on the soap, breaking my neck.
TNP is at the beach.
Edited by CenturyEye on Jun 17th 2023 at 7:20:18 AM
Look with century eyes... With our backs to the arch And the wreck of our kind We will stare straight ahead For the rest of our livesI get caught in a tidal-wave and I never come back up.
TNP is getting a vaccinated.
The truck gets stuck in the middle of a Michael bay action scene wich involves a lot of explosion and oddly intense looking shots however I got blown to pieces.
Tnp gets stuck in Mogeko castle.
i would honestly just get confused in there and die of starvation
tnp is in a cursed gallery
Edited by c1beat7per9minute on Jun 21st 2023 at 12:48:00 PM
Since the images in the gallery are alive, they'd just curse me to death with fear.
TNP is mopping the office floor. Everything that lives is designed to end...
A self-aware mop which intentionally trips whoever is using it and break their necks.
TNP picks a penny off from the ground.
Everybody loves the me! I’m a great athlete!The penny is on top of a live wire, and I get electrocuted the moment I touch it.
The next poster is drawing fanart.
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.zeus sees my art from above and strikes me with lightning
TNP is simply taking a walk in the park Bayonetta, you bury your loneliness deep down in your eyes [note: at all times, the steel eel pilot is a salmon] (they/them)
I have a heart attack when a falcon drops into a trash can nearby, startling me.
The Next Poster is a Fanfic version of Victor Frankenstein.
Apparently a hatefic, because I get dissected into million pieces without any chance of revival.
TNP tries to beat Realism Expert The Parish.
Destiny is not about following a path, it's about creating one as you go.Unfortunately falling off a cliff in-game makes you spontaneously combust in real life. Turns out the reason it’s realistic is because if you die in the game you die for reeeeaal.
TNP is having a dance-off at the local club.
Edited by CanuckMcDuck1 on Jan 18th 2024 at 2:20:03 PM
Everybody loves the me! I’m a great athlete!
I accidentally drop the soap in the showers. You know what happens next.
TNP is playing chess.