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Topon from the middle of nowhere Since: May, 2021
#3301: Mar 25th 2023 at 6:50:44 PM

I accidentally drop the soap in the showers. You know what happens next.


TNP is playing chess.

CosmosAndChaos Fennekin from Brazil (Don’t ask) Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
Fennekin
#3302: Mar 25th 2023 at 7:33:59 PM

[up]Could you not make Prison Rape jokes? It might give PTSD and/or a panic attack to people who were raped irl. I'm not even a rape survivor and your post made me uncomfortable.

I win and the other person is a Sore Loser and stabs me.

TNP is drinking a cup of water.

Edited by CosmosAndChaos on Mar 25th 2023 at 11:40:36 AM

MatthewLMayfield Winner of Elim Game Round 78 from wherever he damn well pleases (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded)
Winner of Elim Game Round 78
#3303: Mar 25th 2023 at 7:53:04 PM

The water had a piranha in it and it nibbles my face off.

TNP is river-rafting.

SkyCat32 The Draftsman of Doom (Five Year Plan) Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
The Draftsman of Doom
Superjohn Joyful angel from Heaven Since: Jul, 2015 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Joyful angel
#3306: Apr 30th 2023 at 5:35:48 PM

I end up tripping and falling on a sword.

TNP is bartering at a local market for some goods.

Edited by Superjohn on Apr 30th 2023 at 10:12:32 AM

"How can I bring joy when I now know we are bringing misery to thousands of innocent people?"
YourEternalTroper Master of the Multiverse (He/Him/His) from The Center of the Multiverse Since: Oct, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Master of the Multiverse (He/Him/His)
#3307: May 1st 2023 at 1:16:53 AM

The goods in question turn out to be Klee's living bombs, and they become active the moment I even touch them. Resigned to my fate, the bombs explode in my hands and my whole body gets blown up into Ludicrous Gibs...before I even get the chance to trade them.


TNP was hiking at the Pikes Peak.

Edited by YourEternalTroper on May 1st 2023 at 3:17:42 PM

Everything that lives is designed to end...
AnimeboyIanpower Empathic Kid Hero-in-training from Queen Mary's Castle Since: Dec, 2015 Relationship Status: Brewing the love potion
Empathic Kid Hero-in-training
#3308: May 25th 2023 at 7:23:46 PM

I lose my grip and fall down the mountainside, hitting every ledge on the way down.

The next person is at an amusement park waiting to get on the roller coaster.

Show me the wisdom of the world... Tell me the secrets of the heart... and the sweet~ mysteries~ of love~...
MatthewLMayfield Winner of Elim Game Round 78 from wherever he damn well pleases (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded)
Winner of Elim Game Round 78
#3309: May 25th 2023 at 7:36:05 PM

A person flies off the roller coaster while it's still going and lands right on top of me.

TNP is putting in eyedrops

SkyCat32 The Draftsman of Doom (Five Year Plan) Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
The Draftsman of Doom
#3310: May 31st 2023 at 10:06:05 AM

Someone bumps into me, and my eye gets lanced. I fall against a harsh surface and suffer from a hemorrhage.

The next poster was never alive to begin with.

Make of that what you will.

Edited by SkyCat32 on May 31st 2023 at 1:06:38 PM

SkyCat32 The Draftsman of Doom (Five Year Plan) Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
The Draftsman of Doom
PROPLAYEN I keep forgetting to update this from Eagleland (The one from EarthBound (1994) Since: Jan, 2023 Relationship Status: watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
I keep forgetting to update this
#3312: Jun 16th 2023 at 6:12:36 PM

Due to Skycat's bump their attempt to kill me backfires, causing them to have never lived at all.

The Next Poster just lost a game of Call of Duty

Edited by PROPLAYEN on Jun 16th 2023 at 6:13:13 AM

c1beat7per9minute up on melancholy hill sits a plastic tree... from the Realistic Beach (INACTIVE FOR NOW) (Troper in training) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
up on melancholy hill sits a plastic tree...
#3313: Jun 17th 2023 at 4:31:57 AM

i question my skill at everything, cry, and die of sadness

tnp goes into their house

Edited by c1beat7per9minute on Jun 17th 2023 at 4:32:55 AM

CenturyEye Tell Me, Have You Seen the Yellow Sign? from I don't know where the Yith sent me this time... Since: Jan, 2017 Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Tell Me, Have You Seen the Yellow Sign?
#3314: Jun 17th 2023 at 7:19:40 PM

I go in just fine. Then I take a shower and slip on the soap, breaking my neck.


TNP is at the beach.

Edited by CenturyEye on Jun 17th 2023 at 7:20:18 AM

Look with century eyes... With our backs to the arch And the wreck of our kind We will stare straight ahead For the rest of our lives
MatthewLMayfield Winner of Elim Game Round 78 from wherever he damn well pleases (Experienced, Not Yet Jaded)
Winner of Elim Game Round 78
#3315: Jun 17th 2023 at 7:55:39 PM

I get caught in a tidal-wave and I never come back up.

TNP is getting a vaccinated.

Altsight X from In your head... (Handed A Sword) Relationship Status: Whoa, they're bisexual! I didn't know that!
X
#3317: Jun 21st 2023 at 12:17:46 AM

The truck gets stuck in the middle of a Michael bay action scene wich involves a lot of explosion and oddly intense looking shots however I got blown to pieces.

Tnp gets stuck in Mogeko castle.

c1beat7per9minute up on melancholy hill sits a plastic tree... from the Realistic Beach (INACTIVE FOR NOW) (Troper in training) Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
up on melancholy hill sits a plastic tree...
#3318: Jun 21st 2023 at 12:47:46 AM

i would honestly just get confused in there and die of starvation

tnp is in a cursed gallery

Edited by c1beat7per9minute on Jun 21st 2023 at 12:48:00 PM

YourEternalTroper Master of the Multiverse (He/Him/His) from The Center of the Multiverse Since: Oct, 2015 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
Master of the Multiverse (He/Him/His)
#3319: Jun 23rd 2023 at 1:15:40 AM

Since the images in the gallery are alive, they'd just curse me to death with fear.


TNP is mopping the office floor.

Everything that lives is designed to end...
CanuckMcDuck1 Everybody, Everybody! from Free Country, USA Since: Sep, 2023 Relationship Status: Hiding
Everybody, Everybody!
#3320: Oct 13th 2023 at 8:30:37 PM

A self-aware mop which intentionally trips whoever is using it and break their necks.

TNP picks a penny off from the ground.

Everybody loves the me! I’m a great athlete!
NineTailedCat The Fourth-Placers' Revenge from bad to worse (Long Runner) Relationship Status: Complex: I'm real, they are imaginary
The Fourth-Placers' Revenge
#3321: Oct 13th 2023 at 9:04:05 PM

The penny is on top of a live wire, and I get electrocuted the moment I touch it.

The next poster is drawing fanart.

I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
riptideRuptur from Bonerattle Arena (Pilot) Relationship Status: Non-Canon
#3322: Oct 16th 2023 at 10:31:13 PM

zeus sees my art from above and strikes me with lightning


TNP is simply taking a walk in the park

Bayonetta, you bury your loneliness deep down in your eyes [note: at all times, the steel eel pilot is a salmon] (they/them)
SkyCat32 The Draftsman of Doom (Five Year Plan) Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
The Draftsman of Doom
#3323: Jan 18th 2024 at 8:13:40 AM

I have a heart attack when a falcon drops into a trash can nearby, startling me.


The Next Poster is a Fanfic version of Victor Frankenstein.

Thartler The Sly Snake at Day, A Gentle Bat at Night from Dunno, depends? (Series 1) Relationship Status: Brony
The Sly Snake at Day, A Gentle Bat at Night
#3324: Jan 18th 2024 at 8:16:05 AM

Apparently a hatefic, because I get dissected into million pieces without any chance of revival.


TNP tries to beat Realism Expert The Parish.

Destiny is not about following a path, it's about creating one as you go.
CanuckMcDuck1 Everybody, Everybody! from Free Country, USA Since: Sep, 2023 Relationship Status: Hiding
Everybody, Everybody!
#3325: Jan 18th 2024 at 12:19:45 PM

Unfortunately falling off a cliff in-game makes you spontaneously combust in real life. Turns out the reason it’s realistic is because if you die in the game you die for reeeeaal.

TNP is having a dance-off at the local club.

Edited by CanuckMcDuck1 on Jan 18th 2024 at 2:20:03 PM

Everybody loves the me! I’m a great athlete!

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