Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they)
pobody's nerfect
Have the monkeys throw themselves at the burning house (sans flamethrowers) until the fire is extinguished with the blood of monkeys.
Problem: a 50-foot-tall pile of asbestos is falling on an old lady attempting to cross the street in the middle of rush hour.
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The monkeys burn the abestos. Why? Magic.
Necromancing three-year-old threads.
edited 9th May '14 8:57:14 AM by MiscellaneousSoup
In Perpetual Finality
Send the monkeys to hunt the perpetrator down and torch them with flamethrowers.
I have a really nasty hangnail.
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
The monkeys will burn off your fingers.
I'm dead.
intrepid sword
The monkeys revive and rebuild you as a cyborg with a flamethrower built into your left arm.
It's too hot in this room.
I stopped listening after you said "We need a plan."
The monkeys burn a refrigerator, causing water to spill out. The water cools you before you die a horrible, burning death.
I have no mouth and I must scream.
Maid of Time
The monkeys burn a hole into the front of your face, giving you an opening from which to scream.
I'm too nervous to ask my crush out on a date.
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart
The monkeys form a sign with your name and "WILL YOU GO ON A DATE?".
I have asthma. (Not really)
Not Sherlock Holmes
Empty flamethrower without fuel = Makeshift inhaler.
I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
Strongest In History
The monkeys help you up.
Oh noes, there's an evil monkey in my closet!
"DIO is the ultimate being! The being of the future! Dare you not to rival me!"
Have the monkeys apply more flame to it until there is only a pile of ashes in the room.
The room is coated in a fine cloud of ash.
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