Professional Wrestling

Kenny Omega returns next week!

We’re getting Ospreay vs Roddy at Double or Nothing. Pardon my French but that match is going to FUCK.

The Elite have taken over AEW.

Edited by omega2900 on Apr 24th 2024 at 9:07:14 AM

Tony Khan should be inducted into the Carny Hall of Fame for showing to the NFL Draft in a neck brace and I mean that as HIGHEST praise.

Edited by The_Reptile_ on Apr 26th 2024 at 9:45:50 AM

Yeah, I just heard about that as well.

And myself and my bro were wondering if he'd do it as well, and sure enough, today we found out about it.

Commitment. Thy name is

Tony Khan in a neck brace during the NFL Draft was really something you'd see in the Golden Age of Kayfabe.

And it is fun.

Before the only things catching my interest in AEW were the women's division, any match w/ by Penta and the BCC but now The Elite taking over is also starting to catch my interest.

Edited by KRider on Apr 26th 2024 at 4:19:58 AM

The key thing is everyone was in on the joke and you could tell a whole bunch of the NFL talking heads were giddy to play along.

WWE Draft Spoilers:

Smackdown gets/keeps: Bianca Belair, Carmelo Hayes, Randy Orton, Nia Jax, LA Knight, The Bloodline, AJ Styles, Andrade

Raw gets/keeps: Jey Uso, Seth Rollins, Bron Breakker, Liv Morgan, Ricochet, Sheamus, Alpha Academy, Kiana James

Can't read those spoilers because I haven't watched it yet. The channel I usually watch it on pre-empted it with Hockey.

Fortunately, I just remembered that Smackdown is still airing on Fox and I can catch the second airing there. Phew.

https://wrestlingheadlines.com/additional-2024-wwe-draft-picks-announced-after-smackdown-goes-off-the-air/

WWE announced offscreen draft picks so the following are going/staying on these brands:

Smackdown: The OC, Baron Corbin, Cedric Alexander, Ashante Thee Adonis

Raw: Shayna Baszler & Zoey Stark, Alba Fyre & Isla Dawn, Ivar

Rey Fenix vs Mortos ruled.

TK. Hire him now!

Darby got hit by a bus and received a broken nose.

I’m convinced that he’s in a Final Destination movie and Death is mad that Darbs keeps avoiding him.

Edited by omega2900 on Apr 28th 2024 at 10:51:56 AM

The guy found some humor in his predicament.

I actually wanted Maxine to win that.

You don't often get that kind of Karma for heels in Wrestling when they basically create someone worse than them.

WWE Draft Spoilers Part 2:

Going/Staying in Raw: Imperium, Damage CTRL, CM Punk, Braun Strowman, LWO (w/ Carlito), Drew McIntyre, Judgment Day, Ilja Dragunov, New Day, Lyra Valkyria, Final Testament, Bronson Reed

Going/Staying in Smackdown: Jade Cargill, Kevin Owens, The Pride (Lashley's faction), Tiffany Stratton, Legado Del Fantasma, Shinsuke Nakamura, Naomi, Chelsea Green & Piper Niven, Pretty Deadly, Indi Hartwell & Candice LeRae, DIY, Blair Davenport

Other than Raw now swarming w/ factions, this has been a very safe Draft.

Edited by KRider on Apr 29th 2024 at 10:28:14 AM

https://wrestlingheadlines.com/additional-2024-wwe-draft-picks-announced-after-raw-goes-off-the-air/

Offscreen draft picks have been announced:

Raw gets/keeps: Odyssey Jones, Dijak, Kayden Carter & Katana Chance, Natalya, The Creed Brothers, Ivy Nile, New Catch Republic

Smackdown gets/keeps: Apollo Crews, Giovanni Vinci, Tegan Nox

I love shitbag Elite so much.

They really made the intro all about them.

Swerve’s Double or Nothing opponent is Christian Cage.

Edited by omega2900 on May 1st 2024 at 7:15:34 AM

Several NXT talents were released yesterday.

-Ezekiel Balogun.

-Julian Baldi.

-Trey Bearhill.

-Emmamaria Diaz, who was showcased on WWE Roku Channel series WWE: Next Gen.

-Valentina Feroz.

-Drew Gulak.

-Keyshawn Leflore, who was showcased on WWE Roku Channel series WWE: Next Gen.

-Darrell Mason.

-Vlad Pavlenko.

-Kiyah Saint.

Gable Stevenson has also been released.

On one hand, Drew Gulak getting released wasn't really surprising given he's not really doing much in the roster. On the other hand, wouldn't be surprised if Ronda Rousey's accusing him of pulling on her sweatpants' drawstring had something to do w/ his being released.

Meanwhile WWE Backlash spoilers:

Bloodline defeats RKO after it devolved into an official street fight. Tanga Loa makes his debut and the French fans were singing to Randy Orton's "Voices" entrance song while Solo gets "We want Roman!" chants rained on him.

Bayley retains her WWE Women's Championship vs Naomi & Tiffany Stratton.

El Campion Damian Priest retains his World Heavyweight Championship vs Jey Uso via Judgment Day interference. Damian does stop Finn & co from beating up on Jey even further post match.

Bianca Belair & Jade Cargill beat Kabuki Warriors to become WWE Women's Tag Team Champions. They really need a Raw Women's Tag Championship.

Cody Rhodes retains his Undisputed WWE Championship vs AJ Styles.

Also Wrestlemania 41 will be held in Las Vegas.

Edited by KRider on May 4th 2024 at 6:27:19 AM