What'd you just say about my hair?!
Okay...
-Swallows pill.-
In our heart, Mr. Ando will always be a penguin.
Cmdr. of His Supremacy's Armed Forces
You said something about fine wines?
Excuse me -Goes to cellar and locks the doors-
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Can-I-Bus
"I'll go with in case he gets to drunk to leave"
-Breaks lock and follows Steventheman down"
The smartest idiot you will ever meet.
Cmdr. of His Supremacy's Armed Forces
Don't worry, I'm wearing a magic codpiece that stops me getting drunk.
I need to have at least 10% blood alcohol for my magic.
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Eh, good enough.
Look after him.
I gotta do some work up here.
Can-I-Bus
" I will"
- Five hours and 47 shots later-
"Look at me everyone I'm gonna strip"
The smartest idiot you will ever meet.
Cmdr. of His Supremacy's Armed Forces
Oh God no...DON'T FOR THE SAKE OF MY SANITY!
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Can-I-Bus
"Relax Emeralds don't have Penises"
-Looks down pants-
"Wait no we do"
The smartest idiot you will ever meet.
... okay, and send.
Perfect.
Mission success!
...
Better tell the guys we've got some pizza.
<goes down to the cellar>
Yo, guys I got us some pizzARRGHHHHH!
Cmdr. of His Supremacy's Armed Forces
-About to put corkscrew in my eye-
AAAGGGHHH!!!
Um...-Casts fireball at Nerd's nether regions-
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Can-I-Bus
"Just let me take the anti drunkness pill"
-Takes pill that removes the effects of alcohol from his body-
"I'm good now"
The smartest idiot you will ever meet.
What the hell—
You guys are cool with chicken, beef, and sweetcorn, right?
Because I ordered that.
Can-I-Bus
"That's fine though I wish you'd asked for pepperoni"
The smartest idiot you will ever meet.
Cmdr. of His Supremacy's Armed Forces
Yeah. -Takes slice-
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<Meanwhile, in the depths of Tartarus...>
sO...yOu Ha Ve Fi Na Ll Y cOmE tO fReE mE, mY sOn.
Yes. I have realized the futility of heroic endeavors, and the true sins of the heroic.
In their forces, I have seen Pride, Wrath, Apathy...the forces of Good are anything but, and the forces of Evil are the only genuine salvation.
I am ready to fulfill my destiny.
yOuR wIsDoM mAkEs Me Sw El L wItH pRiDe, An Iv En Te Ri E.
edited 4th Dec '11 1:58:29 PM by Aniventerie
Need a tall, brawny fella to come by and inspect your pickle? Perhaps I may be this fella.
Can-I-Bus
-Reverts to human form then takes slice and eats it"
The smartest idiot you will ever meet.
...
Say, you guys seen Ani?
<nomomomom>
Can-I-Bus
"No but he'd probally just say the pizza was Cuthulo or some thing"
The smartest idiot you will ever meet.
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wrong person... that would be me, and no, there's nothing wrong with it... but I still need voulenteers to go kill the Crawling Chaos...
edited 4th Dec '11 2:16:01 PM by hotdog285
selling property in hell, lake-of-lava front timeshare with hitler or cheap 5th ring, only 250000 souls
Cmdr. of His Supremacy's Armed Forces
Go find Kratos, but here's a word of warning: He's a bit of a dick. That's why no one wants to see him.
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just one thing, can he teleport?
selling property in hell, lake-of-lava front timeshare with hitler or cheap 5th ring, only 250000 souls
Cmdr. of His Supremacy's Armed Forces
No.
Not now. Not ever.
Soooooo... class.
Any changes?
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... I need someone that can teleport
selling property in hell, lake-of-lava front timeshare with hitler or cheap 5th ring, only 250000 souls
Well, Ani was having trouble with his time-travel.
I gave him brussel sprouts, and voila! It worked!