The Leading Man
Me: Jesus, look at that boy! He seems to have passed-
Ridley: ENOUGH. SO WHAT'S FOR DINNER?
HOORAY!
Me: "Uh..."
Shanghai: "..." ("So yeah.")
The Leading Man
Aqua: -Sighs and casts Curaga-
Me: -Gets up, then double checks that he's actually awake and not inside some sick and twisted fantasy-
"There is a god, and he loves me."
edited 28th Nov '10 5:02:15 AM by Legionnaire
Against all tyrants.
Me:*Is been lying dead with a Shadow Blade in my back*
Me: "(How did I get into this mess?)"
Francis: "I hate dating!"
Please don't kill me.
I'm new to this Internet Dating thing, but I don't think this is how it usually goes.
Hank: 
Me: ... Well, this could certainly be WORSE.
Avatar: Why am I dating you, exactly? You're not that interesting and you don't need to be healed...
Me: -glares-
A Pheasant Experience
Me: Well this is awkward...
My Avatar: (*eyes suspiciously*)
Me: How did I wind up stuck with a bird again?
edited 28th Nov '10 11:16:21 AM by TheGinkei
And "Reality" is unveiled. What did it want...? What did it see...? What did it hear...? What did it think...? What did it do...?
Be green.
me:you seem so whats you hobbys
avatar:playing music
me:thats nice
I am bad at picking things.
Me: So, onto the more pressing question... who are you and why are you with... these? -gestures vaguely-
Avatar: And moreover, how many of you are willing to be dissected?
A Pheasant Experience
Me: Well this is just great...
My Avatar: ...
And "Reality" is unveiled. What did it want...? What did it see...? What did it hear...? What did it think...? What did it do...?
Me: Wait, wait, wait... you have another secret boyfriend, in addition to the Jerkass you're supposed to be dating right now? How many people have you actually seeing right now?
Avatar: This may take a while...
Avatar: I really appreciate that you're cooking... really, I do. But I thought we were going to a nice restaurant...
Me: Well, uhm, I... would've liked that, but I can't really... I mean... with you... I mean... ... you are physically like ten.
Avatar: Oh, yes. I forget. Sometimes.
Me: I'm sorry... uhm, so... so how was life a couple hundred years ago?
Avatar: Rotten.
Me: Oh.
Avatar: ...
Me: ...
Is legionnaire the only one enjoying this? [tongue]
Ridley: So...
Ridley: ...
edited 28th Nov '10 3:52:31 PM by TheGreatPiesAlt
Did I kill the thread?
If you didn't, I will.
God DAMMIT Mr President! What would Michelle say?!
...why, yes, I suppose we can discuss this on Air Force One, but...
...Mr President, please stop winking at me.
Shotamouse reporting.
Avatar: I'm not doing this because I want to.
Me: Be glad that this is part of your sentence. You could've gotten worse. By that, I mean both a worse punishment or a worse date.
WARNING: This troper is a severe monomaniac. Caution is advised.
HOORAY!
Me: (staring fanboyishly) "Len-ku~—wha? Who is he and why'd you bring him with us?"
Len (older): "Oh, this is my younger clone."
Len (younger): "Hello! ^_^"
Me: "Um, hi." *pets*
The Leading Man
Me: -Turns to assembled group of Avatars and Tropers, because original poster implied we were on one big date (to me, anyway) and because there's more possibilities this way-
"So, where are we going? Movies? Restaurant? /b/?"
Against all tyrants.
Me: I'm on a limite—
Elbie: Limited budget 'til payday, we know. Also, please not /b/.
But soft! What rock through yonder window breaks? It is a brick! And Juliet is out cold.
...
Lucrecia: Before we go any further, I have to tell you something.
Me: This isn't about your ex-boyfriend in the basement, is it?
Lucrecia: I'm pregnant with a monster that going to destroy the planet and eat the souls of every living creature upon it.
Me: Uh...
Lucrecia: I'm so sorry!
Me: Um...
Lucrecia: Vincent! I never meant it to end that way!
Me: Er...
Lucrecia: SORRY!
...Me: New date idea! How about thera—
Elbie: Finish that sentence and eat your fork sideways.
Oh, THAT Lucrecia.
But soft! What rock through yonder window breaks? It is a brick! And Juliet is out cold.
So...how's it going?
Ridley: RRAWK!