Citizen
"Chastity is the cement of civilization and progress. Without it there is no stability in society, and without it one cannot attain the Science of Life." - Nina Hartley
What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly.
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
"I'm certain that this is an awful idea. Why else would I be going though with it?" - Marie Curie, before starting the bit where she extracted Radium from pitchblende
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
Judging you
"Who is this guy and why do people think I'm him?" Jesus Christ on Cesare Borgia.
"Just as planned."
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Thanks for the best laugh I've had in a while, I needed it.
'Please! Your omnipotence! Have mercy!' - Aulus Plautius to Boudica
"After you've scrubbed all the floors in my new capital Londinium, then we can talk about mercy! Take him away!" - Boudica
"Yes, mother!" - One of Boudica's daughters
edited 23rd May '14 10:29:52 AM by RatherRandomRachel
"Did you expect somebody else?"
Shut up!
"Was it me, or did the word think just escape your mouth? You weren't hired for your brains, you hippopotamic land mass!"
-Alexander of Macedon to Seleucus Nicator
Fear is a superpower.
Mikon :3
"I have built this special apparatus for looking into the future. In the 21st century, mankind will communicate en masse via an International Network. This 'Inter-net' will mostly be used to exchange altered photographs of housecats."
"The future is truly a dreadful place."
"What'd I tell ya?"
- HG Wells
edited 23rd May '14 11:46:32 AM by Morgikit
Judging you
"Maybe it would work with some vampirical romance" Stephenie Meyer on Don Quixote's plot
Haw Haw Haw
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
"Bro, do you even lift?" ~ Sisyphus
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
Citizen
"Yarr, Queen Bess! I be the greatest pirate on the seven seas! Now give us a kiss or I'll nary hand over me doubloons!" - Sir Francis Drake
What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly.
A nice butterfly
"We need to look at things one bit at a time" -Jack the Ripper
"I can see clearly now the rain has gone" -Homer
"Run, forest, run!" -Paul Bunyan
It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes
Mikon :3
"I hated this play! Hated hated hated hated hated this play! Hated it!"
-Abraham Lincoln's last words
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
"Surely, nobody will think that I'm trying to look White... right?"
-Michael Jackson
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
"I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a painting of a bunny with a pancake on its head." ~ Raffaello Sanzio da Urbino
hiya, the name's scout.
"Rainbow Dash is BEST PONY." – Richard Nixon
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Shut up!
"Ooh ee ooh ah ah, ting-tang walla walla bing-bang!"
-Abraham Lincoln
Fear is a superpower.
"Just as planned."
"Now, let me speak to you about my new act..." - Tiberius, second Roman Emperor.
"Did you expect somebody else?"
Shut up!
"I'm gonna wind up soon, but not before I make a few strange noises with my mouth that'll go somewhere along the lines of 'bingle bongle dingle dangle, yikkety-too, yikkety-tah, ping-pong, lappy-tappy too-tah.'"
-Demosthenes
edited 12th Jun '14 4:54:17 PM by resetlocksley
Fear is a superpower.
A nice butterfly
"Just keepin' it real"
-Rammesses II
It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes
"r > g"
- Karl Marx
"I don't want to walk all the way in just to take the receipt. It's just five dollars gas, right fellas?" -Al Capone
File your taxes properly. OR ELSE.
But that's a story for another time.
HGW XX/7
"Party rock is in the house tonight!"
- V.I Lenin at the storming of the Winter Palace
Schild und Schwert der Partei
Citizen
"YEEEEEEEEAH! SCIENCE, BITCHES!" - Dr. Robert Oppenheimer, Trinity, NM, July 16, 1945.
What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly.
Shut up!
"I'm here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum."
-Napoleon Bonaparte
edited 13th Jun '14 4:09:35 PM by resetlocksley
Fear is a superpower.
"I have had it with these motherfucking daimyos in this motherfucking island"
-Tokugawa Ieyasu
Haw Haw Haw