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demarquis Who Am I? from Hell, USA Since: Feb, 2010 Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring
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#9826: Aug 14th 2014 at 6:42:55 AM

Cool.

"We learn from history that we do not learn from history."
alekos23 𐀀𐀩𐀯𐀂𐀰𐀅𐀡𐀄 from Apparently a locked thread of my choice Since: Mar, 2013 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
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#9827: Aug 14th 2014 at 1:51:16 PM

now we just need Black Hat guy to start using shoebox nukes.

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Catbert Since: Jan, 2012
#9828: Aug 14th 2014 at 5:24:53 PM

The check idea is not good because the value of a check is limited by the bank account's ability to honor it.

In answer to an earlier question, nuclear weapons use conventional explosives to turn sub-critical masses into supercritical masses. For any greater detail, I refer you to Google.

Also, consider the following:

http://chemistry.about.com/od/elementfacts/f/What-Is-The-Most-Expensive-Element.htm

edited 14th Aug '14 5:27:05 PM by Catbert

Demetrios Do a barrel roll! from Des Plaines, Illinois (unfortunately) Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: I'm just a hunk-a, hunk-a burnin' love
Xopher001 Since: Jul, 2012
#9830: Aug 14th 2014 at 10:52:10 PM

What happened to the penguins ?

Fighteer Lost in Space from The Time Vortex (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
Lost in Space
#9831: Aug 15th 2014 at 6:34:32 AM

He killed them, obviously. Although his apology makes it seem like it might have been an accident.

"It's Occam's Shuriken! If the answer is elusive, never rule out ninjas!"
Noaqiyeum Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they) from the gentle and welcoming dark (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: Arm chopping is not a love language!
Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they)
#9832: Aug 15th 2014 at 1:18:39 PM

He assuredly wouldn't be trying to apologise (naturally in a Black Hat Guy way) if he had decided to do it on purpose.

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KylerThatch literary masochist Since: Jan, 2001
literary masochist
#9833: Aug 17th 2014 at 9:10:41 PM

#1409

I haven't laughed out loud at an XKCD strip in a while.

At least she didn't get access to the universal console and typed "sudo rm -rf /".

This "faculty lot" you speak of sounds like a place of great power...
Ninety Absolutely no relation to NLK from Land of Quakes and Hills Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: In Spades with myself
Absolutely no relation to NLK
#9835: Aug 17th 2014 at 9:28:59 PM

Over my head, beyond the basics.

Dopants: He meant what he said and he said what he meant, a Ninety is faithful 100%.
tparadox Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: The captain of her heart
#9836: Aug 17th 2014 at 9:30:43 PM

There's something beyond the basics? It's highlighting from a group (table "people") those that meet her search criteria. And then she drops the table and the contents (the people) are erased.

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Demetrios Do a barrel roll! from Des Plaines, Illinois (unfortunately) Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: I'm just a hunk-a, hunk-a burnin' love
Do a barrel roll!
Cidolfas El Cid from Toronto Since: Jan, 2001
El Cid
#9838: Aug 18th 2014 at 7:55:16 AM

Pretty darn funny. A tool like that would be pretty scary even if they only had SELECT priveleges. 8p

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demarquis Who Am I? from Hell, USA Since: Feb, 2010 Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring
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#9840: Aug 20th 2014 at 6:27:30 PM

Cool! You can actually see the yearly cycle of heat: starting in 2000, they have two years of wet conditions, followed by three years of dry conditions, then two wet, then three dry, then two wet and then three more dry, right up to 2014 when everything goes crazy.

"We learn from history that we do not learn from history."
Fighteer Lost in Space from The Time Vortex (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
Lost in Space
#9841: Aug 20th 2014 at 7:57:59 PM

What-If #109: Into the Blue

This one gives us an apocalyptic scenario, but it's defined as such in the premise, so not quite as interesting. What is interesting is the method for calculating the odds of hitting something if you aimed an infinitely strong laser randomly into the night sky. And of course the joke at the end.

"It's Occam's Shuriken! If the answer is elusive, never rule out ninjas!"
KylerThatch literary masochist Since: Jan, 2001
literary masochist
#9842: Aug 20th 2014 at 8:54:05 PM

Would there be a significant difference between this question and if you were instead shooting an arbitrarily destructive projectile in a random direction? I assume that gravity becomes a factor, but by how much?

This "faculty lot" you speak of sounds like a place of great power...
Fighteer Lost in Space from The Time Vortex (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
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#9843: Aug 20th 2014 at 8:55:33 PM

For the sake of the joke it seems that Randall is ignoring gravity, gravitational lensing, and travel time at the speed of light.

"It's Occam's Shuriken! If the answer is elusive, never rule out ninjas!"
demarquis Who Am I? from Hell, USA Since: Feb, 2010 Relationship Status: Buried in snow, waiting for spring
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#9844: Aug 20th 2014 at 9:23:38 PM

Lots of interesting links back to former What-Ifs and XKCD's.

"We learn from history that we do not learn from history."
Medinoc Chaotic Greedy from France Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
Chaotic Greedy
#9845: Aug 21st 2014 at 1:54:34 AM

That last picture: It still boggles my mind that dwarf planets are somehow not planets. Would anyone here tell a real-life dwarf they're not human?

"And as long as a sack of shit is not a good thing to be, chivalry will never die."
petersohn from Earth, Solar System (Long Runner) Relationship Status: Hiding
#9846: Aug 21st 2014 at 5:08:26 AM

If dwarf planets are planets, then there are actually more than 9 planets. IIRC the reason they call Pluto a dwarf planed is that they found objects of similar size in the asteroid belt. So if they call Pluto a planet, they should call several other ones a planet too.

The universe is under no obligation to make sense to us.
LeGarcon Blowout soon fellow Stalker from Skadovsk Since: Aug, 2013 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Blowout soon fellow Stalker
#9847: Aug 21st 2014 at 5:08:57 AM

I want 18 planets now.

Oh really when?
Nohbody "In distress", my ass. from Somewhere in Dixie Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: Mu
Fighteer Lost in Space from The Time Vortex (Time Abyss) Relationship Status: TV Tropes ruined my love life
Lost in Space
#9849: Aug 21st 2014 at 6:27:00 AM

The whole "Pluto isn't a planet" thing has gotten a lot of people really mad. Who knew that we as a people, who watch Here Comes Honey Boo Boo unironically, could get so offended by astronomy?

edited 21st Aug '14 6:27:14 AM by Fighteer

"It's Occam's Shuriken! If the answer is elusive, never rule out ninjas!"
Clarste One Winged Egret Since: Jun, 2009 Relationship Status: Non-Canon
One Winged Egret
#9850: Aug 21st 2014 at 6:41:58 AM

Pluto is not the same sort of object as Mars or Jupiter, but then again neither are Mars and Jupiter the same sort of object as each other. We've got 4 rockballs, 4 gas blobs, and a few thousand comet-esque things floating around. The word "planet" doesn't have any special meaning in the first place. When the term was first coined it just meant anything that wasn't a "fixed star".

Also, Mars' "moon" is just a stupid rock that isn't big enough to be spherical. And I guess the moons of the gas giants could also be called rockballs?

edited 21st Aug '14 6:43:46 AM by Clarste


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