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MattII Since: Sep, 2009
#2501: Jun 26th 2014 at 1:43:07 PM

A hacked tater still merges into the crowd of guards with the harmless potatoes.
Right up until you actually point it at someone.

The guns have put themselves into view, so I can see why they're checking that angle.
In addition, they're going to be carried by people who stand out from the crowd.

Edit: Ooh, so Breya's back. This ought to get interesting, especially as Petey wasn't able to do a memory reload on them.

edited 29th Jun '14 7:31:33 PM by MattII

3of4 Just a harmless giant from a foreign land. from Five Seconds in the Future. Since: Jan, 2010 Relationship Status: GAR for Archer
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#2502: Jun 30th 2014 at 4:43:22 AM

so we only need Tagon for a form of The Missus and the Ex :D

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MattII Since: Sep, 2009
#2503: Jun 30th 2014 at 11:54:11 AM

Mm, I don't that as much of an issue, Tagon and Breya were never romantically involved anyway.

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#2504: Jun 30th 2014 at 2:33:38 PM

But they are both female's who meddle in his affairs. Close enough if they decide to team up tongue

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MattII Since: Sep, 2009
#2505: Jul 1st 2014 at 12:55:54 AM

I'm only counting one female here, and Tagon himself isn't involved.

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#2506: Jul 1st 2014 at 4:47:03 AM

Does that include Kevyn? Because a mother who tells one of her kids to "not contact" the other....

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MattII Since: Sep, 2009
#2507: Jul 1st 2014 at 11:29:24 AM

Still doesn't count as that trope since it requires two women.

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#2508: Jul 1st 2014 at 11:37:45 AM

I meant Breiya and Murtough :P

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MattII Since: Sep, 2009
#2509: Jul 3rd 2014 at 3:54:22 AM

Tagon's not there though, and Breya is Kevyn's sister, not his ex. the only guy this could really work for is Schlock, and I'm sure I don't need to telly you the issues with that.

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#2510: Jul 11th 2014 at 6:37:36 AM

I should feel sorry for the Lt...but I don't.

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KnightofLsama Since: Sep, 2010
#2511: Jul 11th 2014 at 3:08:24 PM

[up] To be fair, she had the coming by underestimating Schlock. And as far as underestimating everyone's favourite carbo-silicate amorph goes, that's pretty merciful.

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#2512: Jul 11th 2014 at 3:41:59 PM

Howard's been sitting on that brick joke for quite some time. :)

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MattII Since: Sep, 2009
#2513: Jul 12th 2014 at 12:10:57 AM

And as far as underestimating everyone's favourite carbo-silicate amorph goes, that's pretty merciful.
Apparently, but it's probably more pragmatic than anything, after all, Schlock knows she's a diplomatic corps officer, and thus part of an organisation that could cause significant trouble for him and his friends if he made trouble for them. He also knows she's just a mudfoot who's being manipulated by her own superiors, and so there might be just a bit of sympathy there.

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#2514: Jul 12th 2014 at 8:00:51 AM

Nah, I think you're reading too much into his motivations. He's in a situation where neither eating it, killing it nor taking a bath in it make sense, and making friends with it would be playing into the enemy's hands, so the best thing he can do is not be where she is. Especially since she just admitted it's her job to tail him.

Any embarrassment he causes her is just a bonus.

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MattII Since: Sep, 2009
#2515: Jul 13th 2014 at 7:24:56 PM

I get the feeling that 'pair of diplomats' are either Breya and Haban2 or two people very close to them in operational terms.

Edit: I suspect Mako has some training in Parkata Urbatsu, although I doubt Sorlie does.

edited 15th Jul '14 12:48:42 AM by MattII

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#2517: Jul 23rd 2014 at 8:41:32 PM

Bought the book 5 pdf today

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edited 23rd Jul '14 8:47:30 PM by 3of4

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MattII Since: Sep, 2009
#2519: Jul 27th 2014 at 1:57:43 PM

So, Mako's been stymied for now, that's not going to sit well with him(?). Still this should make him a bit friendlier with Sorlie, since it's her going to be getting him off on a charge of murder.

Geoduck Since: Jan, 2001
#2520: Jul 27th 2014 at 1:59:17 PM

I suppose there are now too many witnesses, but Mako might try to get away with killing Sorlie and deepsixing the evidence. (And someone would definitely see him/her do it..)

edited 27th Jul '14 2:00:27 PM by Geoduck

MattII Since: Sep, 2009
#2521: Jul 27th 2014 at 7:37:06 PM

I suppose there are now too many witnesses, but Mako might try to get away with killing Sorlie and deepsixing the evidence. (And someone would definitely see him/her do it..)
Well it's not just Sorlie now. 3 people is definitely too many to disappear, especially given that Haban 2 has highly illegal modifications, including (but not limited to) exploding spit, oh, and combat training.

Still, Mako's cover hasn't been blown yet, so if he's smart, he ought to realise it's not time to back off for while (collecting praise for being first on the scene and helping to secure the area) and hope another opportunity comes through.

edited 27th Jul '14 8:05:48 PM by MattII

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#2522: Jul 28th 2014 at 5:29:56 AM

Even before the arrivals on Monday, though, that what Sorlie saw was transferred to a handbrain to display it should at least suggest to Mako that there's already more witnesses than just the Lt.

Also, "disappearing" a UNS fleet officer probably is a good bit more difficult than making some random schmuck off the street vanish, in terms of not having someone with authority and resources look for the missing person.

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#2523: Jul 29th 2014 at 9:43:40 PM

Whoo, finally finished binging this yesterday. It's been fun!

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KnightofLsama Since: Sep, 2010
#2524: Jul 29th 2014 at 11:36:09 PM

[up] How long did it take you because... those are deep archives.

I remember it took me a couple of weeks, doing little else and I caught up right at the start of the Longshoreman of the Apocalypse arc.

MattII Since: Sep, 2009
#2525: Jul 30th 2014 at 12:33:11 AM

Likewise, it took me weeks to catch up, although I caught up, I think, somewhere in the early stages of The Body Politic.


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