And why certain people tended to fire crossbows at him whenever he came within sight.
If it moves, eat it. If it doesn't move, kick it—then eat it!What? Who?
Bloody Stupid Johnson is a character from the Discworld novels, it seems.
(Annoyed grunt)He once built a very interesting bathroom.
And you DON'T want to know about his Post Office Sorting Engine . . .
If it moves, eat it. If it doesn't move, kick it—then eat it!Which to me is the definitive evidence that he was a Spark.
Trump delenda estNah, the definitive sign of Spark is either his housing project of creepy or all his rather interesting pipe organs with interesting settings and attachments.
Johnson had a very clever and inventive mind and a very definite view of how the world should work. Problem was, that view was: 1) inconsistent between projects; 2) unstable even in Discworld's highly magical field. His sanity was also questionable. At best.
Add all that to what's either a refusal or inability to understand or use measuring units of any type, and, well...
Coming back to where you started is not the same as never leaving. -Terry PratchettFolks, just a friendly reminder that we've been cracking down a bit on keeping these threads more on topic, so, GG, please, rather than Discworld? I know there won't be another new page til Monday, but still...
...if you don’t love you’re dead, and if you do, they’ll kill you for it.So the little castle clank is now in control of the big baby catching clank? Sweet! Der Master HAS to be aware of some major hacking of his city systems! If he's this clueless, then he doesn't deserve his reputation at all.
Dunno with all the plots running around some have to slip from under his sight. There is a limit onto how much crackpot he can deal with all the sparks which require more attention than non sparks in the plotting.
Well here goes nothingThe Master's got something going on in the background, or someone's subverting his orders, as the city troops have been ordered to not try and stop the street-riots...
When DK tapped into the city systems, he hinted that the reason the Geisters hadn't been spotted was connected to whatshisnames attempt to take over Paris, specifically the 'subverting the city's control systems' part. A tiny part , useful to the Geisters, got missed because of a larger, unrelated plan.
Maybe this is another thing of 'BIG NEON SIGN over there' both distracting and cloaking what's going on over here.
Coming back to where you started is not the same as never leaving. -Terry PratchettIsn't it time for a sneaky gate, yet?
If it moves, eat it. If it doesn't move, kick it—then eat it!Comic for Monday, December 5, 2016: sneaky gate permalink
This is an automated program that checks the Sneaky Gate every 5 minutes. source codeWell, there's plenty to cobble together something that'll work, right there.
I like the yellow, but I'm not sure how it'll go with Agatha's colouring. But I suspect the blue is up front for a reason.
Creed of the Happy Pessimist:Always expect the worst. Then, when it happens, it was only what you expected. All else is a happy surprise.But Ferretina and the fashion-clank went off to open that shop in a sort of non-canon side-story! This is unacceptable!
Presumably they are revenants.
edited 4th Dec '16 10:11:49 PM by Geoduck
Why is a crowd of well-dressed women trying to hunt Agatha down?
Because she's wearing The Latest.
Jägers obey rules when it comes to looting?
First, it makes things more interesting to have a challenge. Second, it's another reason to fight if one of them breaks the rules. Third, the rule is "go fight some more", what Jaeger would argue against that?
Link to TRS threads in project mode here.Well, they have to win new hats in battle. I'm presuming that thought process applies to acquisition of other objects?
Coming back to where you started is not the same as never leaving. -Terry Pratchett
It would certainly explain why so many of his creations tended towards the explosive side of things.