Lost in Space
I'm gonna say that he blew up the office. Or maybe Mitzi did, given her specialty.
"It's Occam's Shuriken! If the answer is elusive, never rule out ninjas!"
Mighty pirate!
If Mitzi blew up the office it's entirely possible they were in their regular beds.
So that's what this does
Tief girl with eartude
And where did he get the 'stache?
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Get heckin crabbed
A costume store. That was the least interesting story.
Writer, or something. And... a button? 🖲️
So they ARE in the basement!
"Yup, that's definitely that kid who was with the doc. See, he even has the mustache."
"But the rest of his hair was burned up in the explosion - not to mention all his clothes and skin and muscle and internal organs and-"
"IT'S THAT KID, OKAY."
World's Cutest Direwolf
I bet Mustaches of Authority™ are fire-resistant.
edited 28th Aug '15 2:43:32 PM by rikalous
Court Dragon
They're already forged in the flames of willpower. Mundane fire is no comparison at all.
I have a message from another time...
thebandragoness
Dan probably had to go get a real mustache of authority to put on the skeleton, or else the police wouldn't be fooled. So it was an interesting story after all.
I've got fanfics for Frozen, Spectacular Spider-Man, Crash Bandicoot, and Spyro the Dragon.
Court Dragon
Well, the mustache is interesting story. Not so much the skeleton.
I have a message from another time...
It's DAN.
He forced his mustache to grow out more and shape itself to Gordito's style, leap off his face, then grew back his old style.
And he did it an hour and THAT'S WHY YOU CALL HIM SIR!
"Probably towed" sounds about right for DC parking.
Moon◊
Wait, have we seen the cat with the eye patch before?
Yeah, that's Judy's Kitten, Ice Cream Cake.
From the "Judy gets a kitten" Story Arc.
Get heckin crabbed
It's the kitten all grown up. EDIT: Ninja'd!![[nja]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/user_ninja_2074.png "[nja]"){kind=small}
I'm surprised Judy would let someone ride her.
edited 31st Aug '15 1:18:55 PM by DatLonerGirl
Writer, or something. And... a button? 🖲️
^ Dan probably knows a ninja trick that makes him feel lighter than a feather to a mount.
???
i thought the cat got eaten
"Never let the truth get in the way of a good story." Twitter
Nine thousand nine hundred eighty-two reasons.
He did get eaten, he just survived it.
It's why he has an eyepatch. Well, probably, I don't actually know that.
Mostly does better things now. Key word mostly. Writes things, but you'll never find them. Or you can ask.
Always 3:00am in the Filth
The clever plan is ruined because they forgot about the cat skeleton.
"But don't give up hope. Everyone is cured sooner or later. In the end we shall shoot you." - O'Brien, 1984
Ghosts' Poet
Ice Cream Cake's existence isn't public knowledge.
Judy's card-playing friends might know about the cat, but probably not Radical
you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
Always 3:00am in the Filth
The late VP had a tiny spy in Doc's office. Wouldn't surprise me if they know.
"But don't give up hope. Everyone is cured sooner or later. In the end we shall shoot you." - O'Brien, 1984
By "faking your death" does Dan mean rescuing Gordito and Judy surreptitiously from a real assassination attempt—or did he blow up the office in the first place?