Naruto

Had to read you guys' comments due to the "Father of the Year" unspoilered comment.

Fucking amazing, Sasuke.

Akatsuki *Shakes fist*

Good to see that it is confirmed that Sasuke does not want to deal with family.

Having kids means Parental Favouritism .Even if it's only one.

Yeah...Sorry...

So Not!Shishui's name is literally Akatsuki?I though it was Dawn.Whatever that is in Japanese.

Red Moon?

Uchiha Moon Moon.

Wow, Sasuke you really are going out of your way to be an ass, aren't you?

Who Kaguya was prearranging to fight with? Obviously Aliens. I called it long ago - she was an alien and wanted to use Naruto's planet to create herself an army.

On the topic of Akatsuki, the synopsis for the Final Hiden Novel is up.

It looks like it will be about Sasuke meeting a boy in his travels who's parents were killed by the Akatsuki

So it's not even really about Akatsuki just a boy they ruined?

Classic Sasuke.

Kaguya was obviously just driven mad by the Original Uchiha Crazies and her fight preparations were just paranoia because her being an alien is fucktarded.

edited 26th May '15 4:40:31 PM by Ironypus

Irony, her being an alien might be idiotic beyond belief in any other series, but in this one?

It's just par for the course.

Its actually ambiguous still if she is an alien or just a foreigner.

edited 26th May '15 4:54:30 PM by lycropath

If Gintama has taught me anything, it's that those are the exact same thing.

If my understanding of English has taught me something, is that someone who isn't born in your country is an alien and should be shot with a confetti cannon.

A confetti cannon? If you're feeling gentle and whimsical, sure.

You misunderstand.

What I mean is that you put the alien inside the Confetti Cannon and then fire.

Unfortunately shooting immigrants from a cannon is frowned upon.

edited 26th May '15 11:30:41 PM by Ironypus

Indeed. Shooting them from a cannon, on the other hand, is greatly encouraged.

Is it really? I thought that was our new policy.

Yes, that.

Nah, Tone's just using a cannon to stop the boats. pop pop pop watching brownies drop

Oh, that's it.

In one of the spoiler pages for next chapter Naruto looks neither surprised or particularly cross that Sasuke's pointing a sword at Sarada, who then makes like he's going to stab her in the face but hits a pillar, goes for a choke and finally realises who she is. And then she shouts at him for a while and brings out the picture of him and Karin and Sasuke just does not give a single fuck; it looks like we really are going to get another, "yeah, sorry.." Hahahaha, yes.

edited 27th May '15 9:02:15 AM by Ironypus

5 stars. Upgrade the "Dad of the Year" Mug from 16oz to 20oz.

Did he choke her with the Rinnegan powers?

Vader game stronk!

I think Sasuske might have reached a new height of dickery. Its not enough he nearly kills his friends and dooms the world, no he has to be a complete ass to his own children too.

Not even Vegeta was this bad to Future Trunks at first, he at least acknowledged his child.