So you guys realize that Obito just got beat by the power of friendship, right? Wow, Tea was right, it really is stronger than Chuck Norris!
Kakashi (pops out of dimension): "OK guys, I'm here to-"
(Kurama and Susano'o are playing catch with Obito's body)
Kakashi: "...Well I softened him up for you."
edited 16th Oct '13 1:28:47 PM by RedM
The very best, like no one ever was. Check out my Spider-Man fanfic here! [1]lol.i wonder if Kakashi brainwashed Obito into believing that stuff.
that brain link really sucks.how come Kakashi gets better signal than Obito?he's in another dimension!
Secret SignatureKakashi switched to Direct TV.
The very best, like no one ever was. Check out my Spider-Man fanfic here! [1]excellent!
hope he didnt use Obs's precious munny for it.
Secret SignatureGreat, you made me picture some kind of Odd Couple scenario where Kakashi and Obito have to share an apartment.
"Kakashi! Did you use my checking account for your direct TV bill?"
"Kakashi! Were you the one who drew all these mustaches on my pictures of Rin?"
"Kakashi! Did you eat the last piece of cake out of the fridge?"
"Kakashi! Give me my eyes back! I know you took them while I was sleeping! This isn't funny!"
The very best, like no one ever was. Check out my Spider-Man fanfic here! [1]scary thing is,eye transplant science/magic in this series is good enough that the last thing is possible
Secret SignatureSo, Tenten appeared in more panels this chapter than Sakura..... can we officially start calling Sakura a supporting character now?
No guys, she's totally on the same level as Naruto and Sasuke! Honest!
Man, at this point she's not even a support fighter. She's the equivalent of the cooks and mapmakers or whatever in Suikoden who only give you passive bonuses because they can't fight.
I certainly hope they don't go on father-son trips, because that would make his swooning over Zabuza's perfect body a liiitle creepy.
They totally go on really akward fishing trips together in Mist country.
So since we often talk about comics here, I thought I'd share:
That is awesome.
"If you weren't so crazy I'd think you were insane."Indeed.
It has nothing to do with Naruto, but since Naruto is nothing but a miserable pile of bullshit, I think it's okay to let it pass.
I'd prefer to talk about something that doesn't bore or sicken me.
One Strip! One Strip!This chapter had a notable lack of Teslarama. I am disappoint.
On the other hand, Sakura is now officially the one person Naruto does not want to handle his Rasengan. And judging by Kiba, he is OK with any person he knows other than Sakura joining him and Sasuke in Kurasano. I oh-so-very-much approve.
edited 16th Oct '13 4:58:48 PM by TheAirman
PSN ID: FateSeraph | Switch friendcode: SW-0145-8835-0610 Congratulations! She/TheySo, who else is expecting next chapter to be mysteriously lacking in Obito being fucking dead already and full of more of his bullshit instead?
There's probably going to be a lot of flashbacks, Kakashi will appear to provide some sort of absolution to a pitiful Obito and the end panel will either feature Madara getting ready to fight or Madara smirking because the tree's about to activate.
The last panel of the manga will feature Hidan singing I've got maggots in my scrotum! repeatedly while still in the hole.
himitsu keisatsu seifu chokuzoku kokka hoanbu na no da himitsu keisatsu yami ni magireru supai katsudou torishimariThe manga ends with Naruto being permabanned from the Chunin Exams because Ibiki requires proof of mastery of the Bunshin in order to pass the tenth question.
PSN ID: FateSeraph | Switch friendcode: SW-0145-8835-0610 Congratulations! She/TheyThe manga will end?
PSN ID: FateSeraph | Switch friendcode: SW-0145-8835-0610 Congratulations! She/TheyThe manga will end on the day the moon turns its back and the creatures of the sea rise up in bloody revolution for their lost love.
Should I get Sokka to give up yet another girlfriend to get the moon back?
himitsu keisatsu seifu chokuzoku kokka hoanbu na no da himitsu keisatsu yami ni magireru supai katsudou torishimariKishimoto:
-Ok, can I finally end this suffering and move on to my beloved Seinen new series?
JUMP executive board:
-How much the last volume sold?
Kishimoto:
-Five...
JUMP excutive board:
-Oh my gosh! Five what?
Kishimoto:
-... millions. T_T
JUMP executive board:
-Back to your desk! Your soul still belongs to us!
edited 16th Oct '13 7:14:17 PM by 1337Haxor
My theory for how the last 15 chapters of Naruto will play out. (Not how I want it to, just how I think it will go with Kishimoto at the moment.)
652: Into their Dreams!!
Obito flashbacks to random shit, then warns Naruto that the Moon Flower will still blossom. Naruto thinks he's being taunted, but Obito tells him to stop it, thinking that he was the only one trapped in a dream all along. He gives Naruto his chakra, and Naruto rushes towards the top of the flower. Sasuke has a flashback where he gives Orochimaru the nickname "Snakeface". Madara leaves his fight with Hashirama to get to the flower. Sasuke tries to destroy the flower, but Madara absorbs his chakra with Susano'o, which turns into Supreme Sage Armor. Madara taunts him, saying that he's not as good as Itachi. Then the flower opens.
Chapter ending: A blossom of hatred!!!
653: Brothers Stronger Fight!!!
Nothing happens however, because Tobirama has already removed the power from the flower. He explains that as the creator of Edo Tensei, he can unmake Madara, sending him back to the grave. However, he is blocked by Hashirama, who tells him that there's always a second chance, and that he believes that Madara can change. Tobirama then suggests using the power to remove the hate chakra from the brains of the future Uchiha, but Naruto attacks him, saying that he would be taking away the ability of the Uchiha to love. Hashirama declares that Tobirama is the true root of all evil in the world, and must be destroyed for peace to come. Tobirama replies, "So be it."
Chapter ending: The evil of the Second Hokage is overwhelming!
654: Meaning of Love!?
Naruto tells Tobirama that he fights for love. Tobirama asks him what he knows of love, what with being an orphan. Naruto replies that Minato loves him. That's it. Then he lists off all the Konoha 11, saying that he loves them. As he does, the Shinobi Alliance surge up the tree towards Tobirama. Madara watches and smiles, saying that Naruto's will of fire is blazing. Naruto then makes a Rasengan.
Chapter ending: All his powers...gathering!
655: The Strongest Jutsu's Secret!
Tobirama sees the Rasengan and thinks, "That's my..." Then there's a flashback about him trying and failing to create the Rasengan. Then Minato has a flashback about Hiruzen telling him about Tobirama's failed jutsu. He decides that he will perfect it.
Chapter ending: He will give it all to accomplish Tobirama's dream!
656: Rasen-origin
Minato does the first rasengan in a flashback. However, he burns his hand when he attempts to add a chakra nature to it. Then in the present, some random fodder-nin declares that Minato is the root of all evil and tries to kill him. He starts to make a rasengan with his hand, and Kakashi arrives and completes the Rasengan. Minato tells Kakashi that it's been a while.
Chapter ending: Master and student! They're all here!
657: The Worst Hokage
Minato and Kakashi defeat the fodder-nin with their Rasengan. Then Obito asks them to carry him up the tree so that he can stop the Ten Tails. They oblige. As they carry him, Obito says that to be Hokage is his dream. Meanwhile, Madara says that he will work with Hashirama, and that he left the village because Tobirama tried to kill him. Hashirama accepts this. Meanwhile, Tobirama says to Naruto, "Do you know how many lives the reforms I made saved?" Naruto replies, "Shut up! None of that changes who you are: the worst Hokage!" He charges forward with the Rasengan.
Chapter ending: Naruto's bold declaration!!!
658: The Cruelty of Tobirama!
Tobirama dodges Naruto's rasengan and tells him, "While you fools are caught up in your blindly idealistic fervor, I'll create world peace." Meanwhile, Orochimaru tells Tsunade that the Sage of Six Paths was so noble that the spirits of the dead would fight by his side. Tobirama tried to copy this, but only with evil. Meanwhile, Madara and Hashirama launch a combined attack, but Tobirama shrugs it off. Sasuke then tells Sakura to watch his back as he helps Naruto fight Tobirama.
Chapter ending: Naruto and Sasuke together! Is their strength great enough to stop the ultimate evil?
659: Tobirama Senju
Flashbacks of Tobirama being the class clown at the academy and wanting to be Hokage. Also, he was on a team with Danzo and Hiruzen under Hashirama. Back in the present, Naruto and Sasuke briefly fight Tobirama. Then the entire Shinobi Alliance reaches the top of the tree to fight Tobirama. Tobirama admits defeat and says that he will activate his last jutsu, which will disable the chakra tree. However, it will take ten seconds to charge up. Naruto yells, "No way I am letting you win! I never go back on my word! That's my ninja way!" He starts forming a Rasengan.
Chapter ending: Does he have enough power to stop Tobirama's master plan?
660: Ten Seconds
The Shinobi Alliance starts moving towards Tobirama as he charges up his technique. Naruto realizes that he'll never make a Rasengan in ten seconds with the amount of chakra he has no. Then the spirits of Jiraiya and Itachi appear, telling him not to give up. They add their chakra to the rasengan, completing it.
Chapter ending: The glorious power of Itachi returns!
661: That's My Ninja Way!!!
Naruto rasengans Tobirama so hard that he disintegrates. However, weird monster faces start appearing on the tree. Naruto tells the Alliance that they have to give the tree lots of chakra to burn it out. They all start focusing their chakra on the tree. Meanwhile, Kakashi and Minato are jumping up the tree with Obito.
Chapter ending: A race against time and space!
662: Path of Suffering
Naruto pours chakra into the tree and the spirit of the Sage of Six Paths appears before him, asking him how he intends to rid the world of hatred. Naruto smiles in response. The Sage spirit fades. Kakashi and Minato are still carrying Obito up the tree.
Chapter ending: Master and student! Can they make it?
663: The Final Push!
Kakashi, Minato, and Obito reach the top of the tree, and Obito puts his chakra into Naruto. Naruto drains the chakra into the tree, flashing back to defining moments in his life as he does. The tree dissolves and there's a shot of Kurama thinking, "Naruto, you..."
Chapter ending: Peace dawns!
664: Sunrise
After the battle, Team 7 laughs together for one golden moment as the sun rises. Then Naruto starts coughing up blood and falls to the ground. Sakura tries to heal him, but he pushes her away and tells her to save her energy for those who matter. Sakura punches him, telling him that his pranks aren't funny. Sasuke grabs her arm and tells her that it isn't a prank. He meets Naruto eye to eye, and Naruto raises his fist. Sasuke fistbumps him and appears in Naruto's mindscape, where Naruto says that he promised he would take all of Sasuke's hatred for him. Sasuke nods and says that he trusts Naruto. Then the mindscape fades around him. Sasuke, in the real world again, says that Naruto is dead.
Chapter ending: The saviour falls!
665: Sasuke Uchiha
Tears well up in Sakura's eyes at Naruto's death. Sasuke is facing away from her and Kakashi, and we get a shot of his face: It not has Naruto's markings on it. The spirits of Jiraiya and Itachi move towards him, and he tells them, "Big brother Itachi and Pervy Sage, you've both taught me so much. I want to thank you." They nod and begin to fade. There's a time skip to Naruto's funeral. His name is engraved on the rock from the eighth chapter. The memorial stone where he said that he wanted his name to go. The edos of Hashirama, Madara, and Minato are still around. Kabuto is raiding the refreshments for science. Konohamaru cries, and Sasuke winks at him. Sakura asks Sasuke what he plans to do now, and he replies, "Rebuild my Clan, and maybe something else."
Chapter ending: The funeral of a true shinobi! Next week will end Naruto.
666: Hokage
A longer time skip reveals that Sasuke is married to Hinata and they have three sons: Naruto, Itachi, and Neji. Sasuke's family watches him at the ceremony where he is appointed Hokage, and he vows to change the ninja world. Meanwhile, it is revealed that Obito and Kakashi both travel the world writing books. Obito wrote a book called The Tale of Uzumaki Naruto, which sold like shit, while Kakashi found a clause in Jiraiya's will that let him continue writing the Make-Out series. Kakashi is now the richest man on Ninja Earth. Also, the other canon pairings are revealed: Sakura/Suigetsu, Ino/Omoi, Karin/Might Guy, Tenten/Orochimaru, and Yamato/Kabuto. The series ends with Iruka taking Sasuke down to Ichiraku to buy him some ramen because he became Hokage. Teuchi asks, "Do I know you?" and Sasuke replies, "I don't know, do you?"
THE END
"Oh great! Let's pile up all the useless cats and hope a tree falls on them!"Ha, that won't happen since Kishi still hasn't said that the final battle wouldn't be Naruto Vs. Sasuke.
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They probably assumed the kids were just cannon fodder, just there to buy time until the Hokage could get some actual competent Jonin on the job. Hence why they didn't just have their fastest guy carry Sasuke and rush to Oto while the other 2 camped the weakest point of the dome.
Kimmimaro's basically indestructible, his bones are apparently tough enough to tank just about everything you can throw at him. Hell, rather than being finished by one of the brotagonists he ended up dying of ninja AIDS.
edited 16th Oct '13 1:22:56 PM by dnc