- Crowning Moment of Funny: Jerry's (who has a crush on Spy Gal) face.
Tangerine: His daughters did what?
- Jerkass Woobie: Pretty much the entire cast.
- Magnificent Bastard: Dr. Rocket. It's hard to decide where to begin, but this is a pretty good start. Oh, did we mention he was originally The Lancer both in origin and in the early stages of the comic? It wasn't really him in the early stages though — although it's doubtful Herman was originally scripted to be in his place when the first few comics were created. Finally, he could very well be the Arch-Enemy to not one, not two, but four different main characters at least. He'd be the Token Evil Teammate if he was technically a part of the team.
- The Woobie: Jerry. He also fulfils the role of Butt-Monkey, and is The Scrappy as far as Swifty is concerned. Soviet Sam in his origin story, as well as Herman the shape shifter.