YMMV / The Sidehackers

  • Aesop: If you're brutally beaten to a bloody pulp and your beloved is raped and murdered before your very eyes, CALL THE FRIGGIN' POLICE, TELL THEM WHAT HAPPENED AND WHERE THE PERP'S GANG IS AND LET THE COPS DO THEIR JOB!
  • Darkness-Induced Audience Apathy: It can be pretty hard to watch this movie if it wasn't for MST3K.
  • Ear Worm/Notable Original Music: "Only Love".
  • Ham and Cheese: Michael Pataki looked like he was really making an effort with his role as JC.
  • Ho Yay: JC with pretty much every other male character in the film.
  • The Scrappy: Crapout.
  • Tear Jerker: Honestly, watching Rommel wander aimlessly after Rita's death while "Only Love" plays in the background is pretty depressing.
  • Unintentionally Unsympathetic: The film wants us to feel sorry for Paisley, but that's kind of hard considering every bad thing that happens in the movie is her fault.