- Cargo Ship: Pee Wee and Chairry. The firefighter and Magic Screen.
Magic Screen: Ooh...wow...here's the flashlight.Conkey: M-m-magic Screen, th-thats not the flashlight! Th-th-that's not the flashlight!Magic Screen: Well, that's not my belly button either.
- There's also Magic Screens...ahem..."moment" with Conkey while the lights are off.
- Crowning Moment of Awesome: The foil ball. Two extra decades and dedication can make for an epic foil ball.
Pee Wee: Why don't you marry her, Chairry? Oh wait, you can't because you're both girls.Conky: T-t-they could in Connecticut! New Hampshire! New Jersey! Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma-Massachusetts! Maine! Vermont! Washington DC! And I-I-I-Iowa!
- And then there's this:
- Ear Worm: Invoked and discussed, including some of the more infamous examples from advertising ("Ch-ch-ch-Chia!")
- What Do You Mean, It's Not for Kids?: Like the original stage show (and, to a lesser extent, the TV show that aired on CBS), this show was a children's show with a lot of risque humor and Parental Bonus moments.