Moment Of Awesome:
"Anyway, Putty Tat, what the hell happened here? Not just what I just fixed, but I just saw a news report that 246 quit because he disagreed with some policy of yours."
"Sir, with all due respect he was embarrassing the hell out of us."
"Embarrassing you, personally, Marilyn, or this Department?"
"Why the Department, of course."
"So you're saying his remarks were embarrassing the hell out of the Welcoming Department, is that correct?"
The Chairman looked at her in amazement. "Well, well, embarrassing the hell out of a whorehouse! Now that's a new one on me, Putty Tat."