Apparently, German is a proper substitute for lolspeak.
The number is always 4. ALWAYS!
Except when it is 4042
27 is also the number. 27 = 2*7 = 14 = one 4
There was a non-canon incident in the cbox that involved Chronius milking Lovecraft. It was a major source of giggles (and horror) around the time of Thanksgiving, and it only got crazier when Johnagold accidentally drank some of the milk. It can safely be said that Jewels and Chiyo were not happy when Johnagold began to realize that he had a lactation fetish.
Villain Sue: One of these attempted to sneak in, early in the site's history: a Germane Unicorn with Celestia-like powers, who could not be harmed by anything, served Discord with utter loyalty and was his right claw pony, had been alive for several thousand years, needed neither sleep nor food, and could spontaneously catch fire when he got upset because "it looked intimidating." Unfortunately, since the user deleted all his threads and account due to the character's denial the whole thing has become something of a Noodle Incident.