- Angst? What Angst?: All of the authors are pretty casual about the deaths but Whitney and Jessica especially.
- One-Scene Wonder: The fantasy characters.
- "Seinfeld" Is Unfunny: All of the Author's stories, which were innovators of the genre, have become dated to the point of parody.
Mildred: You see, Mr. Duckton, everything all of us did is now a parody. We are anachronisms.