History Website / ClickHole

* TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers:
** [[http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/are-you-introvert-extrovert-or-sea-monster-501 Are You an Introvert, Extrovert, Or a Sea Monster?]]
** In [[http://www.clickhole.com/video/watch-supercut-every-time-harrison-ford-says-harri-553 Watch This Supercut Of Every Time Harrison Ford Says 'Harrison Ford' In 'The Fugitive']], [[spoiler:the last "Creator/HarrisonFord" is said by Creator/TommyLeeJones]].
** [[http://www.clickhole.com/theysaidwhat/find-out-what-morgan-freeman-gwyneth-paltrow-and-y-679 This edition]] of ''[[http://www.clickhole.com/features/they-said-what/ They Said What!?]]'' features a quote from "Your Doctor".

** Footage of fire trucks being mistaken for something else, complete with misleading thumbnail image, such as [[http://www.clickhole.com/video/wow-cosplayer-builds-incredible-iron-man-costume-2687 Wow: Cosplayer Builds Incredible Iron Man Costume]]
** Harrison Ford getting caught and severely injured in over-the-top ''Franchise/LooneyTunes'' style accidents, such as [[http://www.clickhole.com/article/lucky-be-alive-harrison-ford-ate-chili-pepper-so-h-3240 Lucky To Be Alive: Harrison Ford Ate A Chili Pepper So Hot His Head Turned Into A Nuclear Explosion ]].
*** [[http://www.clickhole.com/article/lucky-be-alive-harrison-ford-got-chased-lovestruck-4166 Lucky To Be Alive: Harrison Ford Got Chased By A Lovestruck Loch Ness Monster After Green Paint Spilled On Him]].
*** [[http://www.clickhole.com/article/lucky-be-alive-harrison-ford-went-skydiving-and-hi-3645 Lucky To Be Alive: Harrison Ford Went Skydiving And His Parachute Turned Out To Be An Anchor]].
*** [[http://www.clickhole.com/article/lucky-be-alive-harrison-ford-hospital-after-kissin-3158 Lucky To Be Alive: Harrison Ford Is In The Hospital After Kissing A Lady That Turned Out To Be A Stack Of Dynamite In A Dress]].
*** [[http://www.clickhole.com/article/lucky-be-alive-harrison-ford-had-be-rescued-mornin-2590 Lucky To Be Alive: Harrison Ford Had To Be Rescued This Morning After Getting Stuck Inside The Gears Of Big Ben]].
*** [[http://www.clickhole.com/article/lucky-be-alive-harrison-ford-had-be-rescued-after--2901 Lucky To Be Alive: Harrison Ford Had To Be Rescued After Being Compacted Into A Cube On A Factory Conveyor Belt]].
*** [[https://news.clickhole.com/lucky-to-be-alive-harrison-ford-is-recovering-after-a-1825122515 Lucky To Be Alive: Harrison Ford Is Recovering After A Giant Pencil Erased His Face]].
*** [[https://www.clickhole.com/lucky-to-be-alive-harrison-ford-got-his-sleeve-caught-1832659778 Lucky To Be Alive: Harrison Ford Got His Sleeve Caught In His Computer’s Floppy Disk Drive And Was Sucked Into Cyberspace]].
** All of the articles that feature around 20 or so interesting facts, such as [[http://www.clickhole.com/article/20-insanely-mind-blowing-facts-about-coffee-3870 20 Insanely Mind-Blowing Facts About Coffee]], feature a man often spoken highly of named Bruce.
** Articles titled "The problem with 'The Flash.''
*** [[http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/problem-flash-flash-needs-go-faster-1844 The Problem With ‘The Flash’: Flash Needs To Go Faster]]
*** [[http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/problem-flash-why-doesnt-flash-run-italy-pasta-eve-3204 The Problem With ‘The Flash’: Why Doesn’t Flash Run To Italy For Pasta Every Meal? ]]
*** [[http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/problem-flash-why-doesnt-flash-hike-appalachian-tr-3775 The Problem With ‘The Flash’: Why Doesn’t Flash Hike The Appalachian Trail?]]
*** [[http://www.clickhole.com/blogpost/problem-flash-why-doesnt-flash-have-bugs-splattere-7231 The Problem With ‘The Flash’: Why Doesn’t Flash Have Bugs Splattered On His Face After Every Time He Runs Really Fast?]]
** Sesame Street going too far.
*** [[http://www.clickhole.com/article/did-sesame-street-go-too-far-yesterday-when-big-bi-1911 Did ‘Sesame Street’ Go Too Far Yesterday When Big Bird Ate An American Flag?]]
*** [[http://www.clickhole.com/article/did-sesame-street-go-too-far-when-it-taught-kids-a-6728 Did ‘Sesame Street’ Go Too Far When It Taught Kids About Feminine Hygiene By Having Grover Die Of Toxic Shock Syndrome?]]
*** [[http://www.clickhole.com/article/did-sesame-street-go-too-far-yesterday-when-big-bi-7298 Did ‘Sesame Street’ Go Too Far Yesterday When Big Bird Dunked A Child In A Bucket Of Soapy Water And Used Him Like A Sponge To Wash His Boat?]]
*** [[https://www.clickhole.com/did-sesame-street-go-too-far-with-its-episode-where-e-1828592241 Did ‘Sesame Street’ Go Too Far With Its Episode Where Ernie Microwaves Himself While The Words ‘NO LESSON TODAY’ Flash On-Screen?]].
*** [[https://www.clickhole.com/did-sesame-street-go-too-far-when-it-showed-bert-and-1828129944 Did ‘Sesame Street’ Go Too Far When It Showed Bert And Ernie Dragging Their Human Puppeteer Dead Behind The Back Of Their Car To Teach Children About Mutiny?]].
*** [[https://lifestyle.clickhole.com/did-sesame-street-go-too-far-when-mr-snuffleupagus-g-1838637791 Did ‘Sesame Street’ Go Too Far When Mr. Snuffleupagus Got Killed By Poachers And Had His Tongue Ground Up And Made Into A Tea Which Successfully Treated Cookie Monster’s Erectile Dysfunction?]].
*** [[https://clickhole.com/did-sesame-street-go-too-far-with-the-episode-where-the-count-calls-elmo-a-white-trash-bitch-to-teach-kids-about-classism/ Did ‘Sesame Street’ Go Too Far With The Episode Where The Count Calls Elmo A “White Trash Bitch” To Teach Kids About Classism?]]
*** [[https://clickhole.com/did-sesame-street-go-too-far-when-they-revealed-big-bird-has-been-dating-his-brother-for-400-years-to-teach-kids-that-incest-is-fine-as-long-as-its-consensual-and-theres-no-reproduct/ Did Sesame Street Go Too Far When They Revealed Big Bird Has Been Dating His Brother For 400 Years To Teach Kids That Incest Is Fine As Long As It’s Consensual And There’s No Reproduction?]]
*** [[https://clickhole.com/did-sesame-street-go-too-far-when-they-showed-mr-snuffleupagus-being-flattened-in-a-garbage-truck-to-teach-kids-about-the-dangers-of-technology/ Did Sesame Street Go Too Far When They Showed Mr. Snuffleupagus Being Flattened In A Garbage Truck To Teach Kids About The Dangers Of Technology?]]
*** [[https://clickhole.com/did-sesame-street-go-too-far-with-the-episode-where-elmo-stayed-friends-with-grover-after-allegations-that-grover-was-in-a-manipulative-age-gap-relationship-to-teach-kids-that-cancel-culture-has-its-g/ Did Sesame Street Go Too Far With The Episode Where Elmo Stayed Friends With Grover After Allegations That Grover Was In A Manipulative Age-Gap Relationship To Teach Kids That Cancel Culture Has Its Gray Areas?]]
** Creator/JKRowling revealing increasingly ridiculous things about ''Franchise/HarryPotter'' on Twitter.
*** [[https://news.clickhole.com/whoa-j-k-rowling-just-revealed-that-philip-seymour-ho-1825120747 Whoa! JK Rowling Just Revealed That Philip Seymour Hoffman Is Also Dead in the Harry Potter Universe]]
*** [[https://news.clickhole.com/the-saga-continues-j-k-rowling-just-announced-she-wil-1825121890 The Saga Continues: J.K. Rowling Just Announced That She Will Be Releasing New Stories Where Ron Dies Every Day For a Year]]
*** [[https://news.clickhole.com/major-bombshell-j-k-rowling-has-revealed-daniel-radcl-1825120938 Major Bombshell: J.K. Rowling Has Revealed That Daniel Radcliffe is Chinese]].
*** [[https://news.clickhole.com/the-saga-continues-j-k-rowling-has-revealed-that-the-1825122821 The Saga Continues: J.K. Rowling Has Revealed That the Lunatic Who Eats Harry Potter On His 60th Birthday Goes On To Marry Ross From 'Friends']]
*** [[https://www.clickhole.com/big-step-backward-j-k-rowling-has-revealed-that-demen-1825334988 Big Step Backward: J.K. Rowling Has Revealed That Dementors Are The Wizarding World's Version of Italians]]
*** [[https://www.clickhole.com/overstepping-her-bounds-j-k-rowling-has-announced-tha-1828826710 Overstepping Her Bounds: J.K. Rowling Has Announced That Daenerys From 'Game of Thrones' Has Crohn's Disease]]
*** [[https://www.clickhole.com/the-saga-continues-j-k-rowling-has-revealed-that-afte-1828684595 The Saga Continues: J.K. Rowling Has Revealed That After Harry’s Class Graduated, Hagrid Basically Had No Friends Anymore And When He Died It Took People 3 Days To Notice]]
*** [[https://www.clickhole.com/the-saga-continues-j-k-rowling-has-revealed-that-she-1830186113 The Saga Continues: J.K. Rowling Has Revealed That She Herself Once Snuck Into Hogwarts To Steal Snape’s Underwear And Then Sold It To Perverts On Craigslist For $15 Each]]
*** [[https://news.clickhole.com/the-saga-continues-j-k-rowling-has-revealed-that-ever-1831109080 The Saga Continues: J.K. Rowling Has Revealed That Every Now And Then The Sorting Hat Would Arbitrarily Sort A Kid Onto The New York Mets]]
*** [[https://www.clickhole.com/the-saga-continues-j-k-rowling-has-revealed-that-harr-1832121562 The Saga Continues: J.K. Rowling Has Revealed That Harry Potter Currently Suffers From Erectile Dysfunction Which He Treats Using A Proprietary Blend Of Medicinal Herbs Available For $49.99 On Rowling’s Personal Website]]
*** [[https://www.clickhole.com/the-saga-continues-j-k-rowling-has-revealed-that-ron-1835527864 The Saga Continues: J.K. Rowling Has Revealed That Ron Eventually Loses His Job For Calling Busy Philipps A Mudblood On Twitter]].
*** [[https://www.clickhole.com/the-saga-continues-j-k-rowling-revealed-that-in-the-1833557589 The Saga Continues: J.K. Rowling Revealed That In The ‘Harry Potter’ Universe None Of The Magic Or Wizards Are Real And It’s All Just Hallucinated By J.K. Rowling Who Is Locked Up In An Insane Asylum]].
*** [[https://clickhole.com/the-saga-continues-jk-rowling-has-revealed-that-ron-weasley-became-patient-zero-for-coronavirus-after-messing-up-a-spell-where-he-tried-to-turn-a-bat-into-a-larger-bat-he-could-have-sex-with/ The Saga Continues: JK Rowling Has Revealed That Ron Weasley Became Patient Zero For Coronavirus After Messing Up A Spell Where He Tried To Turn A Bat Into A Larger Bat He Could Have Sex With]]
*** [[https://clickhole.com/the-saga-continues-j-k-rowling-has-revealed-that-the-man-seal-team-six-thought-was-osama-bin-laden-was-actually-professor-mcgonagall-using-a-polyjuice-potion-and-the-real-osama-bin-laden-teaches-sex/?fbclid=IwAR1SUmLYu8LlvW-HAbfKKHp4yT8GPn4Li-gpHDMBZLC_rEQWul0r2ddm2fg The Saga Continues! J.K. Rowling Has Revealed That The Man SEAL Team Six Thought Was Osama Bin Laden Was Actually Professor McGonagall Using A Polyjuice Potion And The Real Osama Bin Laden Teaches Sex Ed At Hogwarts Now]]
** Historically important items being put in display in the Smithsonian, usually (but not always) involving JFK dying.
*** [[https://clickhole.com/a-piece-of-history-the-diving-board-that-jfk-died-on-a-1825120724/ A Piece Of History: The Diving Board That JFK Died On After Trying To Do A Back Dive Is For Sale]]
*** [[https://clickhole.com/a-piece-of-history-the-treadmill-that-jfk-died-trying-1825120426/ A Piece Of History: The Treadmill That JFK Died Trying To Rollerblade On Is Coming To The Smithsonian]]
*** [[https://clickhole.com/a-piece-of-history-the-dryer-jfk-died-in-after-getting-1825122048/ A Piece Of History: The Dryer JFK Died In After Getting Inside To Simulate Going To Space Is Coming To The Smithsonian]]
*** [[https://clickhole.com/a-piece-of-history-the-asteroid-that-hit-jfk-in-the-nu-1825121571/A Piece Of History: The Asteroid That Hit JFK In The Nuts So Hard He Died Will Be On Display At The Smithsonian For A Monthlong Exhibit]]
*** [[https://clickhole.com/a-piece-of-history-the-bird-the-wright-brothers-sat-on-1825120818/ A Piece Of History: The Bird The Wright Brothers Sat On Top Of For Research Is Being Added To The Air And Space Museum]]
*** [[https://clickhole.com/a-piece-of-history-the-taffy-machine-that-jfk-died-in-1825121625/ A Piece Of History: The Taffy Machine That JFK Died In Trying To Stretch Himself Into An NBA Player Is Finally Getting Its Own Exhibit At The Smithsonian]]
*** [[https://clickhole.com/a-piece-of-history-the-massive-ass-implants-that-kille-1825121298/ A Piece Of History: The Massive Ass Implants That Killed JFK During Botched Cosmetic Surgery Are On Display At The Smithsonian ]]
*** [[https://clickhole.com/a-piece-of-history-the-chair-that-timothy-mcveigh-thre-1825122288/ A Piece Of History: The Chair That Timothy McVeigh Threw At The Oklahoma City Federal Building To Make It Explode Is Now On Display At The Smithsonian]]
*** [[https://clickhole.com/a-piece-of-history-the-bulletproof-helmet-jfk-took-off-1826482098/ A Piece Of History: The Bulletproof Helmet JFK Took Off So He Could Let His Long, Luscious Hair Blow Freely In The Wind On The Day He Died Is Coming To The Smithsonian]]
*** [[https://clickhole.com/a-piece-of-history-the-beautiful-velvet-ribbon-that-ma-1838101567/ A Piece Of History: The Beautiful Velvet Ribbon That Made JFK’s Head Fall Off When It Was Untied Is Coming To The Smithsonian]]
*** [[https://clickhole.com/a-piece-of-history-the-gun-jfk-shot-himself-with-after-his-caption-for-a-new-yorker-cartoon-was-rejected-is-coming-to-the-smithsonian/ A Piece Of History: The Gun JFK Shot Himself With After His Caption For A ‘New Yorker’ Cartoon Was Rejected Is Coming To The Smithsonian]]
*** [[https://clickhole.com/a-piece-of-history-the-walgreens-blood-pressure-monitor-that-choked-jfk-to-death-after-he-figured-trapping-extra-blood-in-his-brain-would-help-him-solve-riddles-is-coming-to-the-smithsonian/ A Piece Of History: The Walgreens Blood Pressure Monitor That Choked JFK To Death After He Figured Trapping Extra Blood In His Brain Would Help Him Solve Riddles Is Coming To The Smithsonian]]
*** [[https://clickhole.com/a-piece-of-history-the-terrifying-clown-mask-that-frightened-jfk-to-death-when-jackie-kennedy-put-it-on-as-a-prank-is-coming-to-the-smithsonian/ A Piece Of History: The Terrifying Clown Mask That Frightened JFK To Death When Jackie Kennedy Put It On As A Prank Is Coming To The Smithsonian]]
*** [[https://clickhole.com/a-piece-of-history-the-species-of-invasive-snake-that-outcompeted-jfk-for-vital-resources-like-physical-space-and-nutrients-is-coming-to-the-smithsonian/ A Piece Of History: The Species Of Invasive Snake That Outcompeted JFK For Vital Resources Like Physical Space And Nutrients Is Coming To The Smithsonian]]
*** [[https://clickhole.com/a-piece-of-history-the-jfk-dummy-that-lee-harvey-oswald-shot-while-the-real-jfk-was-hiding-in-the-trunk-dying-of-heatstroke-is-coming-to-the-smithsonian/ A Piece Of History: The JFK Dummy That Lee Harvey Oswald Shot While The Real JFK Was Hiding In The Trunk Dying Of Heatstroke Is Coming To The Smithsonian]]
* ScandalGate: 9/11 is called towergate In [[https://clickhole.com/what-the-mainstream-media-won-t-tell-you-16-years-ago-1825122707/ What The Mainstream Media Won’t Tell You: 16 Years Ago, Radical Islamic Terrorists Crashed Airplanes Into The World Trade Center, Killing Thousands Of Hardworking Americans]]

* SophisticatedAsHell: A screencap from [[http://www.clickhole.com/article/check-out-these-smoking-rihanna-nip-slips-335 Check Out These SMOKING Rihanna Nip Slips]]