Stevensen is a child molester
Stevensen, the hero of this odd NES game, sports out-of-place glasses and a short beard, in addition to the trenchcoat that (at first glance) appears to be a part of his "detective" outfit. He does a funny "I'm gonna get laid tonight!! I'm gonna get laid tonight!!" dance when he walks during the game. Nothing wrong with that kinda thinking though, I mean he's a video game hero.Even Mario probably gets laid when h-wait, the damsel in distress is Stevensen's daughter!?
Normally, when you shoot people, they get hurt. But when you shoot Stevensen in this game, he jumps. Maybe he's Made of Iron
, but that wouldn't explain why birds and beer bottles can kill him instantly. I think he's
the one holding the gun, and he takes advantage of video game physics by shooting downward to propell himself upward