The Orbital ROFL Laser

Microsoft Sam and Mike are the captains of the ROFLican Orbital ROFL Laser, a superweapon that they tried testing on a cancelled building. The laser's targeting system randomly stops working and it opens fire on Moscow without being able to control it.<br><br>"Warning! Warning! Orbital ROFL Laser is now charging. I'm-a chargin' mah lazer. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. Warble warble w-warble. Laser now ready for firing"

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