History Tropers / Speedchesser

Hi, I'm Speedchesser, a goofball, long-term troper, and... well, okay, that's about it. Technically he/him, although I'm not picky. When not troping, I write TV screenplays and occasionally do other stuff. Oh, yeah, and since I've been around long enough, many of my older posts and contribs are intensely weird {{Old Shame}}s that do not reflect my current brand of intense, marginally more mature weirdness.

Nowadays, you can mostly find me on the [[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=13412639120A84200100&page=1 Delete Thread]], a forum game I really should have titled "QuoteMine the Above Post."

Hi, I'm Speedchesser, a goofball, long-term troper, and... well, okay, that's about it. Technically he/him, although I'm not picky. When not troping, I write TV screenplays and occasionally do other stuff. Oh, yeah, and since I've been around long enough, many of my older posts and contribs are intensely weird {{Old Shame}}s that do not reflect my current brand of intense weirdness.

Hi, I'm Speedchesser, a goofball, long-term troper, and... well, okay, that's about it. Technically he/him, although I'm not picky. When not troping, I write TV screenplays and occasionally do other stuff. Oh, yeah, and since I've been around long enough, many of my older posts and contribs are intensely weird {{Old Shame}}s that do not reflect my current brand of intense weirdness.

Hi, I'm Speedchesser, a goofball, long-term troper, and... well, okay, that's about it. Technically he/him, although I'm not picky. When not troping, I write TV screenplays and occasionally do other stuff. Oh, yeah, and since I've been around long enough, many of my older posts and contribs are intensely weird {{OldShame}}s that do not reflect my current brand of intense weirdness.

If you want to, feel free and leave some vandalism on my [[{{TroperWall/Speedchesser}} troper wall]].

Hi. I'm Speedchesser, a slightly odd writer and very odd person. I usually can be found in the forums, especially in the Forum Games or Role Playing sections.

I'm a male feminist, opposed to all forms of discrimination. I enjoy baking, though not so much cooking, and I especially like to make cookies. I play D&D, though almost all the time I've been DM. I love puns immensely, and will make them as often as possible.

All of my avatars are made by myself, with the exception of my {{Webcomic/Housepets}} and Werewolf avatars, and I'm self-taught, so yeah, sorry if they make your eyes hurt.

I like Dramedy, literature, well-done villains, haiku and limericks, and art. I read way too many webcomics, but most of my online time is spent on this site. Also, if it's really popular, the odds are good that I haven't seen/read it. There are a few other things about me, but those are the basic details.

You can usually find me in [[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=13332251330A88500100&page=1 Werewolf/Mafia: Electric Boogaloo]], where I take the distinctive role.

[[folder:Tropes that apply to me]]\

* BerserkButton
** People calling other people "immature" as a way to quickly win an argument.
** Homophobic, sexist, racist, etc. insults. Just... ugh.
* DeadpanSnarker
* DudeLooksLikeALady: People have frozen up trying to decipher my gender. Enough said.
* InsaneTrollLogic: I have a habit of turning otherwise sensible arguments into nonsense discussions by using this.
* NeverHeardThatOneBefore: Suffice to say that my real name has a joke attached to it, which I end up hearing every single time I introduce myself to someone. This is usually my response.
* NightmareFuelStationAttendant: I'm the kind of DM where people will refuse to enter a room just because of how I describe it.
* OldShame
** My early time on this site was back in 2012. A lot of it, including my first [=RPs=], I'm happy to forget.
** My old writing projects. It's gotten to the point where I actually can't read through some of them.
* PetPeeveTrope: BlindWithoutEm is one of mine, because that can be horribly unrealistic, especially when it applies to everyone who wears glasses in a series.
* PurelyAestheticGlasses: Well, not purely, but they serve almost no function.

[[/folder]]

[[folder:Stuff I Like]]

[[AC:Video Games]]

* VideoGame/AgeOfEmpires
* {{Avernum}}
* {{Geneforge}}
* VideoGame/KingsQuest
* VideoGame/{{Minecraft}}
* VideoGame/QuestForGlory
* VideoGame/SpaceQuest
* VideoGame/StarControl

[[AC:Web Comics]]

* Webcomic/{{Digger}}
* Webcomics/GunnerkriggCourt
* Webcomic/{{Housepets}}
* Webcomic/IrregularWebcomic
* Webcomic/MurphysLaw
* Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick
* Webcomic/UrbanJungle
* Webcomic/{{XKCD}}

[[AC:Western Animation]]

* WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender
* WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLegendOfKorra
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[[quoteright:125:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/elisareimage_9322.png]]
[[caption-width-right:125:A sample of my art, and a larger version of my current avatar.]]

Hi. I'm Speedchesser, a slightly odd writer/artist, working on what I hope to be my first book series to be published. I usually can be found in the forums, usually in the Forum Games or Role Playing sections. I'm secretive to the extreme, and have low self-esteem.

I'm a male feminist, opposed to all forms of discrimination. I won't disclose where I live or how old I am, primarily because I feel those are irrelevant. I enjoy baking, though not so much cooking, and I especially like to make cookies. I play D&D, though almost all the time I've been DM.

All of my avatars are made by myself, with the exception of my {{Webcomic/Housepets}} and Werewolf avatars, and I'm self-taught, so they may not look too good.

Still new to the forums, but I've been around this site for years. I love puns immensely, and will make them as often as possible.

Currently in the [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=13303810180A13297000&page=1 Magic Academy]] RP and [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=13220906600A81053300&page=1 Morimune High School]] RP.

If you hang out in the Role Playing zone on the forum, please take a moment to check out [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=13391975610A62660100&page=1#1 my current RP]].

[[folder:Tropes that apply to me]]
Add tropes if you can think of them.

* BerserkButton: People calling other people "immature" as a way to quickly win an argument.
** People calling something "gay" as a way to say "bad" or "dumb".
** Calling someone a nazi without any reason to believe they share their ideals, seeing as how a good number of my ancestors were killed by them.

* DudeLooksLikeALady: I have long hair and wear somewhat feminine glasses, so I'm often mistaken for female or told I look like I'm woman, even though I think that shorter hair actually makes me look more feminine.

* NightmareFuelStationAttendant: Sometimes when I'm playing D&D I describe a room or monster, and then look up to wonder why everyone is recoiling. I then look over my description and begin to realize just how creepy it could be. Occasionally, people have been too scared to even '''enter''' rooms I describe.
* OldShame: My first RP I ran on this forum died quickly, and I'm very ashamed of how easily it got killed off.
* PetPeeveTrope: BlindWithoutEm is one of mine, because that can be HORRIBLY unrealistic, especially when it applies to everyone who wears glasses in a series.

* Webcomic/{{Gaia}}

If you want to, feel free and leave some vandalism.

* TheRival: You are now my rival. Congratulations. -@/NewfieMEKZ
** Really? Wow. I'm honored.

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Put vandalism down here.
* Iggely biggely biggely boo! -the ''[[@/{{desdendelle}} Shoot Them Later]]''
* This is for [[BerserkButton eating ALL OF THE PIZZA]]!! Hi-YAAH! - @/{{Aviaticus}}
* So, how's my black-hatted Werewolf/Mafia nemesis doing? -@/{{Art|emis92}}92
** Not attracting as much lead as usual.
* @/{{Tel|contar}}'s vandalism\\
Is better than your haiku.\\
Though he can't say why.
** I beg to differ.\\
Speedchesser is haiku king.\\
Though I like yours, too.
* Heya, Mr. Speed! Nice to meet you! -Tropers/MokonaZero

* Webcomic/MurphysLaw

I like Dramedy, literature, well-done villains, and art. I read way too many webcomics, but most of my online time is spent on this site. Also, if it's really popular, the odds are good that I haven't seen/read it. There are a few other things about me, but those are the basic details.