You're fighting Slashedtire
You hurtle into Slashedtire's troper page. From the shadows, a shifty looking young woman approaches.She is wearing some shitty generic hipster clothes, and oddly enough, a Zorro mask. You tell yourself this must be some new, dumb teenage fashion trend.
"Congratulations, Troper," she says. "You finally made it to me. Now you may know the truth."
"The truth? I can't handle the truth!" You say.
She smirks at you. "The truth is, I, slashedtire, was not clever enough to come up with an interesting profile for myself, so I shamelessly stole ideas from an MMO that I don't even play anymore."
"NOOOOOOO!" you scream in anguish. "And here I thought that this was a funny, informative troper page that showed off your creativity and wit! You're just a fake! A talentless hack!"
"That may be, Troper. But all I know is, you've entered my lair uninvited. It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of -"
"Save it," you say. "Your Pre Ass Kicking One Liner sounds like it's about to be stupid."
She sneers. "I'll show you stupid. IN HELL!"
"That doesn't make any sense," you start to protest, but she whacks you in the head with a bass guitar.
Vandals go here.
- Well, if i must be referred to by such a vulgar term, then i must retaliate thusly- EXCLAMATIONS 1 FFFFUUUUUU- Infinite Paragon
