Hmm? Oh. Hey there, viewer. It looks like you've stumbled upon my page.
...why are you even here? You know there are things so much more interesting on this site. Why me?
Go on, get.
...you're still here. Why aren't you leaving? Dude. Come on.
...you know what? I'll point you to a different page, and you can just go there.
Now let's see here... what are the kids into today...?
Maybe Banban has your eye?
No? I understand, poorly polished anyway.
Maybe Poppy, then?
Okay, understandable considering the... everything. (cough cough NF Ts cough cough)
Okay, I got one here. FNF. That got ya?
What do you mean it's a dead game? Bruh. Vs. Dave and Bambi: Fortnite Edition dropped last week.
...okay, You know what? I'm done typing. You aren't gonna get any more gratification from sticking around. You'll get bored and go somewhere else soon, maybe pull out that phone and watch You Tube or Tik Tok or something. You know you will. Or better yet, scroll on up and check out the pages I've worked on or something. Better than nothing.
