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My RP character and her former crush
Hello, I'm Riti Troll, short for Riti the Wicked Troll, which would be an old name for my account on the Pit of Voles (It is now Spark the Clairvoyant after leaving the Wicked Fandom.) I like the name a lot, but the Riti part is not original, it's from a fanfiction called Scandalicious Princess.
I don't like using portmanteau couple names, they just don't do it for me. However, I won't shoot you if you use them. Don't know why. So I usually bebop around working on the Wicked links by those who didn't do their reseach beyond what they hear. I even cleaned up the page a bit.
And yes, I know what a troll is, and it fits.
And if you've gotten here somehow from the BAS, yes, it's the same Shakespeare-loving Riti who is the younger-now-older twin of Idina Menzel and Adam Pascal and step-mother to three of the recent arrivals. If you're not, then just ignore the forum in-joke. There's too many
Also, I know that at least two other members of the BAS has been here, Lady Tigelaar (The time displaced twin, who caught my entry in Troper Tales) and Meltalviel (Who knows I recced For Good)
I also believe that canon couples don't have to be fluffy happy goodness just because they're canon and a mark of understanding it is to not write it as fluffy happy goodness
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For Fun, here's a conversation between her and The Chosen One 613:
Quote from a fic by HCO: "If life were a book this would be the part where the author writes just to fill space.”
In my review Re: that line: Must. Not. Edit. TV. Tropes.
Her: I was considering putting that as an example for lampshading.
Me: I was actually thinking Genre Savvy or Medium Awareness, but since the
Fourth Wall is firmly intact, the latter actually doesn't work.
... Unless it was All Just a Dream...
Excuse me, I'm going to go add this conversation to my Troper Page.
And yes, I did put it just like that, with the Wiki Words. This will be removed should she request it, but I thought it was kind of odd that my Troper Life is taking over my BAS life.
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I also love Final Fantasy, my OTCP (One true crack pairing) is Kain/Freya, and I forget what caused it to occur, and I have gotten into Dissidia, though I wish I had a Japanese PSP and copy, so I can have Romi Paku and Akira Ishida doing Ziane and Kuja. It and the older Final Fantasies are my current obsession.
If I ever do an Abridged series, it'd be Magic Knight Rayearth, one of the few anime you can get me admitting to liking in broad daylight in front of a million anime haters.
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For information about my crazy universe, go to The Red Crown Around Your Door.
Tropes related to me:
- Actor Allusion: I'm voiced by Megumi Ogata. Okay, I'm not. But I really love these, to the point that I'm responsible for both Actor Allusions on the FFIX WMG page. I'm debating adding FFI Garland being Alex Louis Armstrong, if it's not there already.
- Beware the Nice Ones: I'm not nice. I don't know why I come off this way, but people seem to think it. Maybe I have this lovely mask of "Nice" worn over my truly evil (Or at least Chaotic Neutral) persona. But if you anger me enough, you learn that I'm not nice.
- Bi the Way: I'm a bit closer to asexual, as I don't have sexual feelings for anyone real or fictional, but I feel my biromantic tendencies negate being truly asexual. If only coming out of this closet to my family wasn't harder than coming out of my Deist closet to my Dad's side.
- Evil Laugh: I have one. A truly wicked Cackle. De-hahahaha! I almost made my grandmother deaf when I let it out in her car (A sedan) after I beat Chaos for the first time. I also managed to silence a hall prior to Vic Mignona showing up back at Dragon*Con last year (You can hear it on a you tube video version if you listen carefully)
- Hype Backlash: Hetalia. Oh, Hetalia. I finally checked it out and... it was meh, borderlining on feh. The art's pretty, but it's just... I don't like the charaterizations. I like Sat W's more, because at least humon is capable of making fun of her own country, whereas in hetalia, Japan barely gets some affectionate nips.
- Idiosyncratic Ship Naming: I make these up for the RP I'm in. Three examples, using the same three characters. Humanshipping, Graveyardshipping, and Islandshipping. (Human shipping because they're the only two non-gijinka in their country, graveyardshipping derives from the fact that they actually met years back in a graveyard, and Islandshipping has to do with the fact that they get the motifs of Sun and Sea [The third person has a moon motif going on]) All three are crack. (The first has drama that sunk it, good luck letting me actually agree to it being upgraded, and the third, there's a bit of a father-child relationship)
- The Nicknamer: With characters I like, I often give nicknames. Many such nicknames are a. Actor Allusions (e.g. Zidane being called "Full Metal Monkey") b. derogatory, and the moreso, the more in-love I am at the time (e.g. Zidane being "Monkey Boy" and "Girly Boy" often when I'm making a half-assed attempt to hide the fandom.) or c. both (e.g. Fiyero earning the nickname "That bloody bastard who sold Harriet Jones, Prime Minister out to the damn Daleks" when I was obsessed with Wicked. "That Bloody Bastard" for short.)
- Perverse Sexual Lust: For way too many fictional guys who are way too young for me. At least most would be able to save me from the feds, to the point that said saving-me thing is a turn-on for fictional guys. By which I mean murderous psychopaths.
- On the other side of the spectrum is a fan character who is a pacifist 34-year-old name of Dev Larius Lus'Reindhardt.
- Pet Peeve Trope: Memetic Molester. Okay... not really the trope itself, just Kuja being on it when:
- Said comment used as proof is said by Ultimecia, who he hates anyway, according to Kefka. I wouldn't be surprised if she didn't hate him back (Cuz they're both jealous over how "pretty" the other is.)
- The only comment made by Kuja that is kind of pervy over Zidane and/or Bartz is a ridiculously bad line in the English Version only. ("Getting bait for Zidane fishing"? Really Kuja? Lord Avon must be spinning in his grave with the bad lines like that being given by his biggest fan.)
Kuja: I'm looking for bait to entice Zidane, and a guy who recklessly travels alone seems perfect for the role.
- On a more serious note: Opposites attract. Okay, I can buy that someone might be intrigued by someone very different and be initially attracted to such a person, but seriously, after a while, they'd drive each other insane because everything will be a bloody compromise.
- Slash Fangirl: Um... Kinda sorta not really, but not averted/defied. Like, I do get all squee-like in some cases, and it doesn't have to be canon. I would request it making some bit of sense.
- Example 1: Zidane. I refuse to believe he's not attracted to Squall and Blank. But "Attracted" is the key word here. It's not very deep. And should he openly flirt, he'd find himself on the wrong end of a Renzokuken (for Squall) or some completely serious glompage and Genome-moe rape (for Blank).
- Example 2: Any CLAMP character ever who is male with the possible exception of Ferio. (And if I ever return to that fandom, I'd have my beta couple be Eagle/Lantis, and not either with Hikaru)
- Example 3: From the RP mentioned below. Even though RL stuff led to it never happening, meaning that there are pairings of "Equal canon" that are het now, I still ship a certain two (much to their creator's chagrin).
... More to come as I remember and/or actually have the time.
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So I'm bored, so I'm going to be all troper-licious on my RP character Kinborough. She is a Wartortle Gijinka (In the RP, they're made when a human and pokemon fuse)who is a trainee Mercenary under two tutors after she got mad at her brother and ran away
- Almost Kiss: Happened on the first day of the storms. The woes of having a paladin for your love interest. Too chivalrous
- Anguished Declaration of Love: Happened in early February. Now can she go back to being the character I wanted her to be?
- Belligerent Sexual Tension: With her current love interest. It started off this way, but now the two get along much better and have managed it to merely unresolved sexual tension.
- Berserk Button: Fighting. She hates fighting, especially bar brawls. Strangely enough, if she gets pissed off... she'll use her signature attack of "Muddy Water"
- Big Brother Instinct: Her older brother, who was functionally her parent for the past eight years, cares deeply for her, even if they tease each other. He's pretty protective of her too. Although I haven't really managed to play that out, since he's only met her crush once, and that was before some history happened.
- Blade on a Stick: Her weapon of choice
- Brown Eyes: Had these before merging, even afterwards, her eyes are somewhat brown-ish.
- Clingy Jealous Girl: Yes. So yes. And this is reason number one I keep saying Graveyardshipping/Ninetalesshipping won't work out.
- No, wasn't potholing, but the other half seems to be quite blind to just how nasty Kin is under the surface, even when explicitly pointed out. Although it is okay one sided, I just like other pairings more. (And yes, I shut up as long as one of the others would be there. Since that ship has sunk... sorry, no love there.))
- Covert Pervert: So she sells her brother's trashy novels and porn, but she actually likes some of the tamer, less misogynistic tales and hides one under her bed. (Also, in a now-non-canon story that will never see the light of day, there's a line where she remarks what exactly it was that she was distracted by to the audience)
- Curtains Match the Window: Her hair and eyes are both a mix of red and brown. Her hair is more red, with the brown barely showing up, her eyes are a more even mixture of the two.
- Discontinuity Nod: Kin's brother and the Wartortle she bonded with have the names of two characters I discarded before settling on her. A merc with a Fearow named Col, and a Clefairy named Elena. Further, in one RP, the two wear outfits and masks which go with the respective theme.
- Even further, the girl her brother marries is a Clefairy gijinka
- Dull Eyes of Unhappiness: Well, dull eyes of emotionlessness. For a brief period in June, she lost her ability to feel. While Wren's creator and I had differing opinions on her mouth, we agreed that she lost the vibrant shine in her eyes (and that they were pure brown)
- Expy: Of another OC of mine, at least physically. She's calmer than the other OC, probably more dangerous if you piss her off.
- Fantastic Arousal: Her ears. Normally this might seem to be pretty cheap, second only to tail (But her tail's more like a squirrel tail so good luck finding any near-skin nerve endings), but in some of the dex entries Wartortle ears have been mentioned as very sensitive to currents, so a bit of blowing and tweaking can turn her on, even non-consensually, so ear-rape is possible.
- Fiery Redhead: This... so much this. Even if she only became a redhead after becoming a gijinka.
- Fragile Speedster: If/When she deals with battle, she's this. And not just because she has a hasty nature. If I threw in the game mechanics, she has 31 IV in speed and 5 in defense. (And maybe something like... 7 in Sp. Def)
- Genius Ditz: She isn't quite the smartest of characters, but if you catch her behind a stall, and she doesn't know you that well, you'd be pretty surprised by her ability get a better deal than you wanted her to get. (And she can keep you from getting a good deal if she's the merchant)
- Her Heart Will Go On: Tat has been declared missing. She's with someone else, even though Tat holds a special place in her heart, it's not really love anymore.
- Hilarious in Hindsight: More than once I joked about certain situations acting as a deterrent for her running away to become a mercenary early on. Usually guys, or the fact that her wealth was directly tied to her brother's and wouldn't survive a week if she did try to run away. Guess what she did? (And she took enough money to get her to where she needed to be and get training, plus some surplus, as part of her Character Development to be able to survive on her own.)
- Horrible Judge of Character: She likes Stahl and Valos and sees nothing wrong with them, even when Stahl's staring at her or Valos is having fun at her expense. Of course, the Two are pokemon (A lucario and banette respectively), and she doesn't really understand them. The fact she confused the NPC Fahren as Viveca's boyfriend, however, doesn't have that excuse. Well, technically, she's aware that Stahl's a bit of a jerk. She just thinks he's funny. Valos? She's blissfully ignorant there. She thinks "Little imp" is a term of endearment.
- Joke Character: What I wanted her to be. Maybe not in battle, but in RP. She was supposed to be an idiotic Tsundere Stalker with a Crush (on someone other than she ended up crushing on) who acts like Lizzie from Pride and Prejudice only with worse initial judgements. She ended up being a moderately educated Moe Dojikko who... okay, she still sucks at judging people, but she's more willing to admit she's wrong that I wanted her to be. Hopefully she'll get back on track.
- Kissing Discretion Shot: Sometimes Jere will hide their mouths with his fan when he kisses Kin. They aren't fooling anyone, but it gives them privacy.
- Les Yay: With Wren. When she went on a fit of jealousy, people thought she was jealous of all the men and wanted Wren for herself, and not just the general concept of having the kind of attention Wren did. Course, I intentionally write her that way.
- Meet Cute: She had a crush on a guy who came up and asked if she was okay while watching a man she adored in a celebcrush way.
- Second Meet Cute of hers occured after her best friend left for Eisenberg and the Long Manor. Kin had written to her then-quasi-love-interest since April (Never with response, but she didn't care much about that) and tried to write to Wren as well. However, around that time, Jonathan entered the picture behind the scenes, and he and his friends started to isolate her. They took her letters and found ways of stalling her whenever she was near one of her other friends. She had her purse stolen and a Paladin chasing after the thief insisted on making her feel better, but at the same time needed to get to the thief before the Dragon Knights did.
- Mundane Utility: Being a Gijinka is mostly about this. however, when she learned bubble, she's mostly used it to play with a friend's snubbul, and Wren's Dratini summon. She's also used it to clean things, including said snubbull.
- My Sister Is Off Limits: When I play Col, he glares at pretty much any male friend of Kin's. Oddly, the one time he met her fiance, he just ignored it, since he showed up with the buxom Viveca and assumed the man was interested in her. Not Kin.
- Parental Substitute: Although she'll only be calling him "Papa" in crack or when SERIOUSLY emotionally compromised, Dev is very much a father figure for her.
- Red Eyes, Take Warning: Averted. She has her temper sometimes, but she's more cute unless you really piss her off.
- Relationship Upgrade: Subtext and BST to canon with Jere.
- Savvy Guy, Energetic Girl: Her and her fiance. Of course, to some extent, Jere's just as energetic as her and just hides behind a savvy mask.
- Second Love: Jeremiah.
- "Shut Up" Kiss: Delivered a spectacular one to Jeremiah after coitus and he tries to explain peculiarities of his fusion. He glows pink when happy. Kin could guess that much.
- Stalker with a Crush: Originally towards the Heatran ruler Vidic, but those plans got dropped as soon as the plate she was carrying at the ball was. Instead, she liked that Adorkable Asian man in the top picture.
- And now averted. She trusts her darling Milotic.
- Sweet Tooth: Kin has one. She's of a hasty nature, and can't get enough of her Trademark Favorite Foods
- Their First Time: Averted. Both her and Jere did a lot of thinking about the topic independently. When both admit what they had been thinking of? It happened.
- Those Two Chicks: With Wren. If one's somewhere, the other is bound to show up very soon. Well, not really, but they are travelling partners, and so that often is the case. Even before they decided on such a thing. Two of Kin's misadventures in Center Stage, and when the two met Raginhart, their sovereign (and host of Mewtwo).
- Trademark Favorite Food: Apple tarts, Eclairs, Fish (Whether raw or cooked, she doesn't care.)
- Tsundere: She... really isn't, despite my wishes that she would. I'm just too cowardly to let her be the bitch I want her to be.
- Vitriolic Best Buds: With Wren. They really do care for each other, they just like teasing each other about boys, misadventures, and things like that. A typical RP with the two in chats goes something like Wren tells a Gengar to tease Kin. Getting back, Kin tells Wren something about her what her crush did when drunk. After a conversation about drinking habits, Wren claims Kin kissed her (or did more). Then Kin pushes Wren into the lake because she's too lazy to do anything (And thus Wren wins again)
For information on the AU story I wrote using Kin and her friends, go to The Contractor
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