Tropers / Majoraoftime

Extant human.


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    • Wait, what am I doing with my life? I have to sit back and think for a bit. -Jimmy T Malice

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"The comparison would only hold up if Jews could shoot lasers out of their eyes."


"The road to exploding boats is paved with good intentions."


"That's the biggest lie anyone's told on the internet since 'I've read and understood the terms of service'"

-That One Guy Named X

"Booty calls are only a responsible usage of divine omnipresence."


You turned your headlamps toward the horizon/we were the one thing in the galaxy God didn't have his eyes on.

Everything I love, I will devour/and bury its bones down in the snow/put me in a beat up El Camino/just let me go, just let me go

“Bees are good,” Obama says, as children scream.