Sup ya weirdo, read all about this random person you don’t know.
Tropes that apply to me:
- Anti-Hero: Say what want about my flaws, but you can't say that I never do good deeds.
- Book Dumb: Well, more like "Book Average", but I'm still not very good at math or history. Despite that, when I try, I'm the craftiest person that I know.
- Deadpan Snarker: I always respond to idiocy, meanness, or hypocrisy with a snarky comment.
- Hair-Trigger Temper: Well, not as much recently, but still, I can get very violent and hostile when angered.
- Hustler: My defining trait, along with my snarkiness.
- Jerk with a Heart of Gold: cruel sarcasam and violent tendencies aside, I'm a pretty decent person.
- Karmic Trickster: Occasionally, I'll use trickery against people who act like an asshole to me.
- Lazy Bum: I'm a total slacker.
- The Leader: Of my Rugrats-esuq group, which consists of me, my step brother Gabe, and my cousins, Harlym and Prince.
- Only Sane Man: Of my class and my family.
- Sir Swears-a-Lot: You better fucking belive you goddamn bastard.
- Token Black Friend: Unsurprising, since their are only 3 black kids in my entire class.
- Took a Level in Badass: Within the past two years, I’ve gone from weaker than Double D to one of the strongest students at my school.
