History Tropers / JBridge

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[[TroperTales/BavarianFireDrill I LOVE PRINGLES]]

Hi. I'm an 18 year old guy with a '''huge''' tendency to procrastinate. I live in Alameda, California.

I'm a wannabe writer and video game developer. So far, I've released one map for [[http://sauerbraten.org/ Sauerbraten]] and finished an improved version of that map a while ago. Nowadays I'm making a game called ''Triality'' with some of the other Kunin people. I also have a lot of cool ideas for games. If I'm feeling up to it, I put it on my blog for that kind of thing. It's called [[http://upyoursproductions.blogspot.com Up Yours Productions.]] By the way, I didn't choose the name- that was my friend. OK, I ''did'' choose it, but my friend came up with it.

If anyone needs to contact me, my email is joelbutton#gmail.com. Joel Button ''is'' my real name, why do you ask? The story behind my nick is a long one however, so don't bother. If you really want, you can read an attempt at an explanation in [[http://tvtropes.org/phpbb3/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=571&st=0&sk=t&sd=a&start=25#p7358 this topic]].

I also sometimes hang out in the fora, and use YKTTW for new tropes. I occasionally browse it, too.

I'm also a member of {{PLATTER}}, as shown on the left. I used to be with KNIVES, but I think PLATTER better represents my ideals.

I also try to attend the meetups in the Bay Area. The thread's [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=5dlwyhyqup8z36a6s9bxmqn2&page=1 here.]]

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[[folder:Tropes that describe me]]
* AngstWhatAngst: Angst is useless to me. Therefore, I have decided to not angst. I have done many stupid things, but I do not angst about them. Nor do I choose to forget these things- they serve as a reminder of what not to do in the future.
* AscendedFanboy: I'm making a game with [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=i5ils4si9zup4v4j8p8qtn2y&page=1 Kunin]]. Yay!
* AttentionDeficitOohShiny: I have ADD.
* BavarianFireDrill: So, you decided to put up the Pringles note too, eh? ~ Tropers/LittleSerge
** I've yet to actually use the technique. I'll have to do that some time.
* BileFascination: I find a lot of stuff funny that wasn't meant to be so.
* BiTheWay: About a 1 on the Kinsey scale.
* CheshireCatGrin: I do this a lot. Usually unintentionally. Still, it creeps people out, which is a plus.
* CloudCuckoolander: The left and right sides of my brain don't talk to each other very well. This is because there are too few neural pathways between the two lobes. This results in my inability to instantly come up with sentences, which is why I have such a hard time talking.
* ClusterFBomb: I tend to swear in bursts. It all depends on my mood, and who I'm talking to. Sometimes, I like to spice things up a bit with compound obscenities. Bitchfucking shitcunts!
* CordonBleughChef: Cooking is more fun this way. Ever had taco nachos?
* DigitalPiracyIsEvil: I will pirate something if my copy doesn't work or is missing. Or if I can't find something any other way. [[spoiler:Or if I don't have any cash, which is the case most of the time.]]
* TheGadfly: One of my favorite tactics is sneaking up behind people and waiting until they notice my presence. I have also been known to troll my friends if given the chance.
* IReadItForTheArticles: Semi-subverted. I do read quite a bit of hentai, but not just for [[ADateWithRosiePalms the normal reasons]]. I read it because it's fucking funny. Sometimes, anyway. There's a lot of interesting stuff if you look for it. A lot of crap too, but that comes with the territory.
* LargeHam: I can sometimes act this way when I want to.
* LimitedWardrobe: A shirt, my jacket, long pants, and my below-mentioned hat.
* NiceHat: A driver's cap.
* NightmareFetishist: I laugh at a lot of stuff that shouldn't be laughed at. Then I show it to my friends.
* NightmareFuelStationAttendant: Oh yes.
* ThePollyanna: Pretty much. If I'm pissed, it's because of one of two reasons. Either I'm stressed out, or I'm having trouble in one of my games. (Fuck you, Super Mario Galaxy.) If neither of those things are happening, I'm sure to be in a good mood.
* PornStash: I have a rather small one, but only because I thought I should have one. Nowadays I use it to keep funny NSFW stuff around for laughs.
* PowerLimiter: My Zune helps me control my ADD. Very useful for when I'm trying to get stuff done and my classmates are being loud.
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* PowerLimiter: My [=iPod=] helps me control my ADD. Very useful for when I'm trying to get stuff done and my classmates are being loud.

* ClusterFBomb: I don't throw F-bombs all that often. I usually just use them to add emphasis to a sentence. Sometimes however, I like to spice things up a bit with compound obscenities. Bitchfucking shitcunts!

Hi. I'm a 17 year old guy with a '''huge''' tendency to procrastinate. I live in Alameda, California.

* IReadItForTheArticles: Semi-subverted. I do read quite a bit of hentai, but not for [[ADateWithRosiePalms the normal reasons]]. I read it because it's fucking funny. Sometimes, anyway. There's a lot of interesting stuff if you look for it. A lot of crap too, but that comes with the territory.

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