Tropers: How Very Non Euclidean Of You

how very non euclidean of you, which will likely occur entirely in lower case and frequently shortened as 'eukie' if his sloth (as well as his pinky-fingers' blood libel fueled disdain of the shift key) has its way, is a fairly new troper who spends his daylight hours studing for a promising (read - hard to get kicked out of if you have the degree) career as a bio-chemist.