I don't actually know what to say here so feel free to vandalize it for me.
People I have been compared to, mostly fictional: Slobodan Milosevic, Stewis Griffin, Daria, and Dwight Schrute. Not really sure why.
Hello! I heard you like Ancient Egypt. - Kinkajou
you are pretty cool to play as in Civilisation3. - SunshineWerewolf
Are you related to King Tut? —Tre