Epif is a pseudonym of some guy who's on the Internet a lot. He tries to be nice to most people, but
if you treat him poorly, expect the same in return.
As he is new to editing things on TV Tropes, it might take him a while to get used to all these brackets and speaking in the third person so much.
Tropes that May Apply to Epif
- Berserk Button: Not to list them out here, though...
- Black and White Morality: For Epif, Good is all that heals (or reverses harm), while Evil is all that harms (or kills). Everything else has naught to do with morality.
- Captain Obvious: Strives for clarity in all conversations,*
Leading him into multiple pointless asides, which are essentially mini-topics within a topic within a conversation.
which lead him to Purple Prose a lot, but can also go into the opposite: Beige Prose.
- Catch Phrase: Not to list all of them, but there are quite a few.
- And that's not a euphemism! *
After being in a moment where someone says something pseudo-perverted, yet not really perverse.
- But anyways...
- Cloudcuckoolander: Not to list all the ways here, but...
- Dark Comedy
- Evil Laugh: See Large Ham below.
- Large Ham: Once took an on line "What's your humor?" test. This was the result.
- Most Writers Are Male: He's a dude and a writer...
- Straight Gay
- That Makes Me Feel Angry: Does this a lot due to his long bangs. The fact that he does this both for comedic effect and for serious clarity does not help avoid confusion much.
- Verbal Tic: Epif generally speaks in a way that is riddled with archaic words depending on whether or not he's "feeling more poetic than usual."
- Naught instead of nothing.
- Mine instead of my.
- Thine instead of yours.
- You Keep Using That Word: As an English major, Epif finds many of his friends using words incorrectly. Most of the time, he will point it out.
Works Epif likes* to varying degrees...
Not to list all of them, but...
> Enter name.
Your name is EPIF NEINTIE.
You have plenty of INTERESTS, but you tend not to GIVE A DAMN about them. Unless, of course, that interest is WRITING. You would kill a man with a BABY GOAT to protect YOUR WRITING; it is pretty much your LOVE CHILD with ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. You TEND NOT TO MAKE ANY SENSE to your friends, but you like them too much to hate them for that.
Your chumhandle is adventurousGryphin, and you DON'T GIVE A DAMN that gryphin is misspelled.
►►►► YYou put extra emphasis on beginnings of sentences and after commas,
►►►► SSemi-colons,
►►►► AAnd other grammatical/syntaxical writing tools,
►►►► WWhich you always pause after to make sure people understand where the pauses are supposed to be.
You have allocated your STRIFE SPECIBUS with TOMEKIND ABSTRATUS and BOOTKIND ABSTRATUS.
