After numerous attempts to convince himself that TV Tropes has NOT ruined his life
, this troper has finally succumbed and set up a contributor page. He hails from Chicagoland and blusters about the wiki like the anecdotal Windy City wind. When not surfing the Internet and looking for a job, he can be found enjoying Chicago Cubs baseball, practicing his banjo, or listening to The Moldau
For anyone who cares, the term dockmarm
comes from a favorite beverage among this troper's high school friends -- a combination of Dr. Pepper and cream soda, to be consumed on a boat whenever possible.
This troper has taken Never Say That Again
under his wing in hopes that it will flourish.
This troper has launched:
This troper is responsible for naming:
Trope names that make this troper chuckle:
Note: the title should read "dockmarm" with a lower-case 'd'.
Also, this troper can't wait to bomb some dodongos.