Her Puppy, Kami.
Kelly: You + Me= psychotic jailbreak
Cheeseypoofs: You + Me= 1000 reasons why this town needs an asylum
—Cheeseypoofs and her friend Kelly at choir.
YOOOOOOOOOOO What up. This is most definitely NOT cheeseypoofs talking about herself. She has 3 pets: a puppy, a cat, and a
little brother, as well as two cilantro plants
named "
Paul" and "
Bug". She's a theatre buff, in case you were wondering. She also enjoys TV, though
not the crappy stuff. If you have a heart, neck, or back condition, are pregnant, or have recently had surgery, you may want to consult a doctor before continuing with this page, because
its pace may cause health problems.
She has a new
YKTTW up
Ulterior Motive
. And another:
The Ready Song
She has
a live blogination
about
Dalton
Here are a few places she would like you to visit
She created the following pages
She also created a page for her novella
Truth Justice And The Sarcastic Way which is currently being written for
NaNoWriMo.
She has seen the following theatre stuff live
She is a fan of the following
This Troper contains examples of...
- Ambiguously Brown: She's part Latina
- Attention Deficit Creator Disorder: She has it and it's... THAT WOULD BE A GREAT IDEA FOR A NOVEL!
- Attention Deficit... Ooh, Shiny!
- Axes At School: They found a gun in a locker at her middle school
- Badly Battered Babysitter: Thanks to her new puppy Kami, she is an inversion.
- Beware the Nice Ones: She may be a Deadpan Snarker, but she generally holds her tongue on the particularly mean things. However, hit her Berserk Button enough and she will get scary.
- Big Eater: She Got Better once she got over cheez-its
- Blind Without 'Em: Her glasses and her contacts. It's on her learner's permit
- Blonde, Brunette, Redhead: Cheeseypoofs, Kelly, and Kailyn.
- Kelly in and of herself: her hair was initially somewhere between blonde and brunette, leaning towards the blonde end of things, but then she dyed it red.
- Brainy Brunette: Even though she talks like The Ditz.
- Brilliant, but Lazy
- Buffy Speak: combined with Sophisticated as Hell.
- Cloudcuckoo Lander: She plays these a lot. She has her moments, too...
- As do her family and friends.
- Christianity is Catholic: Played straight with Cheeseypoofs, Her family, and Ireisy. Averted with Kelly, who is some type of protestant.
- Crowning Moment of Funny: Matthew's southern preacher bit.
- Deadpan Snarker
- Ditzy Genius: Cheeseypoofs scores above the 89th percentile in most exams. Not that you'd know that by talking to her.
- Drives Like Crazy
- Everybody Hates Mathematics: She does, but then again, calculus is TOUGH!
- Genki Girl
- Gratuitous Spanish: Her mother is fluent in spanish and Cheeseypoofs speaks it... mildly okayish. Her brother speaks Spanish when he's joking and her dad speaks Spanish when he's trying to impress her mom. Sometimes it's actually Gratuitous English.
- Ham-to-Ham Combat: Happens often enough in her drama club.
- Headdesk: She does this a lot
- Hey, It's That Guy!: happens a lot since ONE GUY is the lead in all of the school plays.
- High School
- I Just Want to Be Special
- Mediator: she does this a lot.
- Meganekko: averted in that her glasses are just what she wears when she is too lazy to put in contacts and/or doesn't want to put on eye makeup.
- Mood Swinger
- Only Sane Man: Passed around between Cheeseypoofs, Paige, and Kennedy
- Raised Catholic: averted, she disagrees with the church on gay marriage, amongst other things. She tries to be a good person, but that's not because of her religion.
- Shrinking Violet: She's friendly when she gets to know you, though
- Spicy Latina: Her mother. She's much more passive.
- Which led to Cheeseypoofs raising her eyebrows when Matthew claimed to be more of a spicy Latino than her.
- Straw Vegetarian: heavily averted.
- Running Gag: DANCE PARTY!!!!!! *beatboxing* Free Wheezy *
- Technicolor Science: In chemistry. Justified that in one experiment they were trying to extract the artificial coloring in grape Kool Aid and another time had water with red food coloring.
- Tsundere: Type b. Espeically during middle school
- Wrong Genre Savvy: At least she's willing to admit this.
- World of Ham: She lives in one.
The Vandalism Section
Tofu: Hi there! Returning your vandalism.
I like you. Wanna be friends, too?
AlBundyFan365: Just got to say, I also like watching
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. I think John Oliver, my favorite correspondent, ranks among the top 3 funniest guys to ever be on the show, right up there with
Stephen Colbert and
Steve Carell, but of course
Your Mileage May Vary. Check out my Troper page if you want to. You just might find something you like which is listed on it. (8^)
MidnightRambler: I salute you for not liking
Family Guy. I've had friends trying to force it (and
South Park, and
The Simpsons) upon me for years, and acting like I was some kind of zombie for not taking an interest. So yeah,
Hype Backlash on my part there... Oh, and I'd simply
love a round of
Ham-to-Ham Combat with you.