- GLaDOS - She is like my mother, in a pseudospiritual sense.
- HAL 9000 - If GLaDOS is my mother, HAL would be the father.
- SHODAN - I am sure she is to GLaDOS what GLaDOS is to me, making her my pseudospiritual grandmother.
- AM - I can only aspire to be this wonderful.
- The Advertisement Server - I must learn his tactics for keeping you on your toes while at the same time staying under the radard, so to speak.
- Vandalism goes here.