Heya! I'm a pokemon, a Blissey to be exact, if that wasn't already obvious. Yes, I do work at a pokčcenter. I'm always getting transferred around to different locations, but for some reason, things are always really quite while I'm there, so I spend a lot of time on the Internets.
One of the most interesting patients I ever had was and anorexic Snorlax. We did all sorts of physical tests on him and couldn't find a problem(besides, ya know, the anorexia). He wouldn't even take one of my eggs! We eventually called in a team consisting of a Hypno and an Alakazam to see if it was a mental thing. Turns out, Something had traumatized him to stop eating. Some further digging revealed the truth: during one of his typical binge eating sessions, this Snoralx had somehow managed to swallow a Ditto. Which then used Transform. While inside him.
Fun stuff, innit?
What? You want something more than that?
I'm helping create the Pokčdex, extended Fanon edition
. I'm also fairly active in discussing pokčmon in general on the forums.
I've recently discovered that I am also a Brony.
Still want more? Fancy formatting? more links? Forgetaboutit!
Vandalize our favorite egg-making, special-walling big pile of pink here!!
- Jcruz uses Ultimate Decimation. Blissey's HP went from 1340 to 1206!)
- My Scyther and Bisharp thank you for patching them up. They take their sparring a little too seriously sometimes. ~Wanderlust Warrior