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Class: Euclid
Allegiance: PLATTER

Please be advised: This vigilante taxonomist shall not be confused with similarly named wights on other sites. The handle is very commonly used.

As you know, carrots are a very noisy vegetable. Do not eat carrot when operating heavy machinery. Lawyers are not friendly with carrot-based cameos. A terran lurker should eat carrots whilst curling. That's what everybody needs, eat carrots and become orange.

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Religious Profession

  • Protestantism


  • High Master Lyer
    • Note: Subject's proficiency in manufacturing Sodium Hydroxide is a lie. Skill item is only present under the subject's request.
  • Proficient Cook
  • Dabbling Dwarfputer Engineer
  • Proficient Dwarfputer Operator
  • Proficient Dwarfputer Programmer
  • Skilled Drafter
  • Adequate Graphic Artist
  • Novice Illustrator


AlignmentNeutral Good
PropensityChaotic Neutral

Reported Illegal Troper Activities

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☢Caution☢: BUNNIES

You said something?

We do not wish to celebrate this new year
Choose your weapon carefully
You shall not pass

Evil is my favourite flavor


     Tropes Applicable 

Gathering information on meme...
Critical Error: Buffer Overflow
Modifying permissions...
Memory allocated for vandalysis below the line.

    Oh btw, you should make sure you're defining your array sizes correctly ;) - jhax
    • Oh yes you are. Because of you, I suddenly look like a pathetic loner! Also, I use vectors instead of arrays! - jcruz
  • You seem pretty cool, for a member of Platter. I'm a FORKS person, myself. ~ Aliroz The Confused.
    • Yay!
  • Wraithsight here thx for the coding advice on my page, its always welcome.
    • Ohoho. Wait till you find out about Tables!
  • Mamanerd returning the graffiti love, along with a complimentary fruit basket. *Holds fruit basket aloft*
    • I SAW WHAT YOU DI— did you say fruits? Yay!
  • System.out.println("Have some Java."); //Sadly I ran out of coffee. - Bisected8
    • Getting some java... Exception in thread "main" java.lang.NullPointerException
  • Ha! I has a troper page! And who's the one who said I can't? - jhax
    • I never said you can't.
  • So, even though I found it already, thanks for the link to Writer's Block, it really helps when I'm attempting to go to my conversations. - Tre
    • You're welcome!
  • Godot Was Here
    • Weh? Really? Where?
  • Us Liberal Artisans will rule the world!!!! - iamdatroper
    • For the Revolution!
  • I be sharing the vandalism love back at you. - Balmung
    • うるさい! *slap* That still doesn't mean we're sweethearts! *blush*
  • The Faeries made me do it. - StolenByFaeries
    • No, not Cirno!
  • This is vandalism. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. —a Legendary Vandal
    • On the item is an image of a Troper. On the item is an image of a Troper Page. The Troper is laughing. The Troper Page is making a plaintive gesture. This artwork relates to the creation of sgrunt's masterful rendition of Magicpants the Butcherpeacefulness by jcruz.
  • Where am I? What's going on? Am I real? Is it me, John Wayne?Is it you? - OrangeSpider
    • Oh no! It's an existential nightmare all over again!
  • Fellow Pinoy FTW! :D -Nekoalexa
    • \(^o^)/
  • You sound really cool. ~ Braincogs
    • ...But if you take a thermometer, my core temperature is actually around 43 degrees celsius, which is a little bit warm in my opinion.
  • Hey hey hey... hey. -Shadow Bender
    • Yo yo yo... yo!
  • I AM JOHN GALT!! Well, no. And I'm thankful for it. - Amused Troper Guy
    • Who?! Oh wait, I thought you were Doctor Caligari.
  • I approve of your forum signature. :D —Harpsichord
  • Hello, Troper Jcruz. So I herd u liek cerebrospinal fluids, eh? Why not sample my medulla oblongata instead? - DL
    • Eh. I don't like medullas. They taste like involuntary muscular functions. Well, not really. I'm lyeing. I love medullas!
  • Hello jcruz. I LIKEZ FOOWD —Eternal Noob
    • Foowd?! No! My one weakness! Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!
  • The Great Mineralizator was here. He mineralized some organic tropes. BAMF! - Belfagor
    • Hmmm... I guess I could weaponize some inorganic tropes...
    • I hope that limestone was enough. Could you add some tropes on my wall in change? Please?
    • Space Whale Deployed.
  • For Love and Honour! -Naoe Kanetsugu
    • Foreach Love as Honour
      • Do print Honour in string form
  • hello there! i was just browsing through the troper pages. hi. -Passerby