Sliding Scale: Bigger Is Better
- -2: OMIGOD THAT IS A BIG QUARK.
- -1: Atoms, stop devouring me!
- 0: Go forth, my faithful amoeba!
- 1: Hello Mr. Louse!
- 2: Yes! I climbed this 10 inch tall rock pile!
- 3: This taco is just too big for my stomach to hold.
- 4: I'm a midget, so what?
- 5: I'm just a normal person.
- 6: Ouch, my head hit the ceiling.
- 7: You expect me to sleep in that small space?
- 8: Hello person on 2nd floor! I'm on the 1st floor and I see you!
- 9: I can't fit in the movie theater even when crouching!
- 10: My shoe is your house.
- 11: If I was a katamari, I could probably roll up some small countries.
- 12: Exactly one Belgium.
- 13: Having trouble fitting in Greenland
- 14: I can't fit in Canada.
- 15: I can't fit in North America.
- 16: I can't fit in the Americas.
- 17: Earth is giving me some serious vertigo with its gravity.
- 18: Yay, now I have my own gravity!
- 19: That marble is Earth? Really?
- 20: I'm as big as Jupiter!
- 21: I'm basically a second sun.
- 22: I can't fit in the Solar System.
- 23: All these solar systems make just a big enough bed for me.
- 24: I can't fit in The Milky Way Galaxy.
- 25: That small swirl is Milk Way Galaxy? P-lease!
- 26: I'm too big for any black hole to suck in.
- 27: The universe is too small, so I ripped it.
- 28: I caused the Big Crunch I'm so big
- 29: Azathoth
- 30: God