- XXXXX: Infinite speed? That's not close to being moving.
- XXX: Hyperdrive is too slow for me!
- 9: Piloting a MiG-31 through narrow canyons and tunnels on full afterburner is all in a day's work for me!
- 8: I can handle Phantom Class very easily, thank you.
- 7: Aaahhh, the precise handling of this F-Zero machine is sublime. I love it! - This is where I am on the gauge.
- 6: Extreme-G is plenty fast for me.
- 5: A Galaxy 9009 at full boost is enough for me.
- 4: I can keep a Krieger PCPD Special on the road at full blast.
- 3.5: I drive a Lamborghini on and off-road and enjoy every second of it.
- 3: I can handle myself in some exotic supercars, but not well.
- 2: Dirtbikes and ATVs are the fastest I can handle.
- 1: Go-karts only, please.
- 0: I prefer to walk.
- -XXX: The speed of a snail is just too fast for me.
- -XXXXX: Just standing in one place is just too fast.
Sliding Scale / Badass Driver
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